Allison Wright

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

@TheHard_R bath and body works

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

I was just wondering if anyone else knew they made a Drumline 2

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

@C_Zach I was there a month ago for about 3 days and averaged eating 2 a day they're heaven in cheese form

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

@_CamYouNot free lodging!!

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

@_CamYouNot come to London

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

"in terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin"

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

@wrightharold that was a pear so it's different

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

My mom's favorite advice is "You can do anything for ______ (amount of time)"

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

social anxiety makes me do weird things like holding an apple core for 45min in a meeting bc Im too anxious to go to the bin thats 10ft away

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When your brain translates "act naturally" to "walk like you're made of wood" as you stroll through Nothing to Declare

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

Church sucks but good LORD do I love a good hymnal

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

Every once and awhile I get a real hankering to go to church, not to get my dose of the lord but just to like sing songs and stuff

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

I just saw someone post a picture of their new baby on fb and caption it with CREED LYRICS

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

contestant on chopped "i didn't come here to get chopped in the first round" -gets chopped in the first round-

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

@emilysparks101

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It's a miracle I'm not morbidly obese

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

the other day I asked this girl from school if she's read game of thrones/asoiaf and she goes "no but I read moby dick in fifth grade, so..”

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

When really tall people have rolly suitcases that are too short for them and they have to do this weird slump walk thing.

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

My favorite thing about living in London is that so far I haven't seen/been hit in the head with an oversized golf umbrella.

[Allison Wright @alikkattt]

I woke up from a dream that I no call no show'd at work and I still feel like Im going to get fired but the plot twist is I don't have a job