katherine @🌹🐝

36 . she/her . bi . galeposting era . they call me pepto cause i b hittin stomach . pfp by @kalidels

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

extremely late to the party on this but !!! ms. ophelia my widowed necromancer who was once a cleric

[mercy @szachrajka_]

Baldurs Gaters, please give me some spicy text of your Tavs 🙏

1. A description of a scene from their past that would appear during tadpole connection

2. A question, and an answer their corpse would provide under Speak with Dead spell

3. A [TAV-SPECIFIC] dialogue option

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Bullying my friend with adhd by making plans at a certain time

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

it had a shoe and a pant leg still on it. it wasn’t particularly gory or gross to look at, but it was definitely taking a toll on me emotionally. i think it might’ve been jimmy fallon’s leg

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

before i forget, i had a terrible dream last night that someone i didn’t really know had died and somehow i came into possession of his severed leg. i was carrying it around on my shoulders trying to figure out i was supposed to do with it

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

i’m glad i don’t need this medication to survive because i always request a refill as soon as it’s allowed and yet most months i end up unmedicated for several days at least while the pharmacy figures out if my insurance will let them put the pills in the bottle

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

they should invent a pharmacy that doesn’t take over a week to fill a prescription for ritalin

[Seiul @wu_yexi]

It's all Obi-Wan's fault...

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[c3pochi @c3pochi]

is this design too stupid for a st*cker or...

[AC 🇲🇦 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

@lukeinthsky in that moment, i think she was truly all of us 😭

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

george lucas’s daughter picking up locks of ewan mcgregor’s hair off the floor like that soldier with his arm blown off at the beginning of saving private ryan like i KNOW that poor girl’s heart was broken by that buzz cut

[🍞🐰 @lokikisnake]

Angels weep and die when this happened

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Japan just gave us another generational meme😭

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[𝕬𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖑☂️ ⑊ Rerir apologist ✦ @bloodlessforbbg]

'W' is for Wyll ⚔️🖤 ⑊ #bg3alphabet #bg3 •°.

[katherine @🌹🐝 @alikous]

you can tell the collective empathy of twitter users has decreased simply by the fact that posts involving this photo can go semi-viral now without people scolding OP for exploiting some poor heroin addict for clicks

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[the northern fucker 𓅫 @evilrelaysp0rt]

oh my heart.... vlad... dear vlad....

[bella ౨ৎ @lukesrebels]

theres so much going on with these ponies