Ali

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[ting @tingusbungus]

How it feels to eat a cosmic Brownie

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Let’s make this Texas Roadhouse into a Texas roadhome

[Kamo @KamoMaema_]

The state of my week depends on you @Beyonce

[Bob Sheranko @BobSheranko]

Not enough rich people are beach maxxing. If I had $10M in the bank I wouldn’t be building AI workflows I would be making piña coladas.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

our pasta is measured in centuries, call that penne gesserit

[S @girlfxilure]

Eating a healthy, balanced, high protein meal just to follow it up with 5 billion cookies

[Andrew Frye @itsandrewfrye]

I'm ready to go back to Arrakis

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

oh man!!! the world is teeming with evil!!!!!! and i am overcome with rage every moment of every day, haha!!!!!!

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

I don’t believe there’s any reason to do burpees

[bubs!! @etoilepattinson]

daddy day care star elle fanning is an academy award nominee and i couldn’t be prouder

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

can't reflect on my year because i don't remember anything that happens ever

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

got hit by the sudden fear of the passage of time https://t.co/RQfKa6UyBS

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i love having plans to go to a show and i love having been to a show. being at a show is a small price to pay for that

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

some of you are performative in your collection of trinkets.

i can tell when a person is imbued with tchotchke spirit and when they’re pretending because of tiktok.