infomercial white person

[infomercial white person @alilynnnn]

Just wait till ya'll hear about trazadone lol

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

i love the logic of hydroxyzine as an anxiety med like. Ya this shit prob won’t actually get rid of your anxiety but you’ll be too damn sleepy to gaf lol

[🍸 @wildbabylin]

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

"If you take enough ayahuasca you can speak with your ancestors"

Okay, well if I drink enough beer I can DM the creator of tv's Bones and tell him there should have only been 206 episodes

[🐾 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

First in my bloodline to abuse substances and still hold my morals together .

[kw @ratappreciator]

this image is my religion I am not joking

[Principles First MN @Principles1stMN]

The United States is one of the few world governments that does not directly fund it’s Olympic team. It is fully funded by corporate sponsorships and private donations.

Which means our athletes don’t represent the American government.

They represent the American people.

[Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali]

I hate that some of yall keep saying “there’s nothing we can do” when we literally outnumber these mfs by the millions and they’re all 80 year old frail pedophiles. We could shove them to death

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

A firmly held belief of mine is that it’s acceptable to rip a cig in your car once a calendar year if you’re having a bad enough time, no judgment or cause for concern. I just never thought it would be me doing it. On January 22nd

[infomercial white person @alilynnnn]

@indicatorfn meowww

[infomercial white person @alilynnnn]

@CryptoLyraa meow meow meowwww

[ziri @ahtzzzziri]

doing the broke bf hug with my mom at tjmaxx

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Btw Jen Shah scammed a 95 year old WWII vet out of over $100,000 after which he killed himself

[infomercial white person @alilynnnn]

Male eating disorders are often overlooked 😔

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

Constantly am inspired by old versions of myself. That bitchh was crazy, but she was also iconic.

[3rty 🍭 @3rtymusic]

Looking for a married woman, cheated on. Angry and scorned, who is willing to sell her husband’s car for cheap.

[the giant @chaser_bait]

when i was like 15, my dad told me that the heat from laptops could cause infertility, so i purposefully put my laptop right on my crotch bc i wanted to be able to hit it raw. i hadn’t even had sex yet, like why would i do that. only responsible thing i did as a teenager

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im off 3 gabapentin doing the white people haka in front of Costco

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment