Ali Mae Jenkins

I am a doll who is also a computer.

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

.@bergeronorama 💜💙

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

*Borat voice*
My partner

[Jon Lindstrom @thejonlindstrom]

I don’t know how @JohnJYork manages to be a super human example of both strength and humility, but it’s an example worth aspiring to. Looking good my old friend! Love to you and yours! ❤️🎄🎁💥

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

@tacobellcare thanks for the BellGrande promo code - too bad the app doesn’t recognize the nachos in the cart and won’t let me check out. 😞

[Adam Feldman @FeldmanAdam]

RIP Jeffrey Carlson, 48, exposed-nerve star of Broadway (Billy in The Goat, Marilyn in Taboo) and TV (the groundbreaking trans character Zoe on All My Children). A powerful actor and a painful loss.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Mimi Márquez: Mimi splits her time between managing the Boerum Hill Babeland and getting her graduate degree in Dance/Movement Therapy from Pratt Institute. She is sober and makes her own jewelry out of recycled oat milk cartons."
https://t.co/XtwAaAIweZ

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

Me: *picks macaroni&cheese off the floor by hand*
.@bergeronorama: “You are the weirdest Cinderella.”

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

“Are you jealous of the MOON?!” -@bergeronorama

(For the record: Yes. Yes, I am.)

#TheBiggestRoundestFace

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Happy 75th birthday to a funny man and the greatest Oscars host of all @BillyCrystal

[Lipstick, Booze & Backstage Passes @LizSeccuro]

So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave Grohl.

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

@coastalent1 @thejonlindstrom Looking forward to it!! 🤩

[Paula ☕️☀️ @paula_30throad]

The brilliance of @thejonlindstrom

How he goes from Ryan to Kevin

Kevin to Ryan without missing a single beat 👏👏👏

#Gh

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Why haven’t they invented thinner lenses for people with awful eyesight yet? I want fun glasses but my prescription is so high that my eyes always look insane. I don’t want to hear why it’s not possible. It should be.

[QuoteDigger @QuoteDigging]

Just so we are clear, calling for a "national divorce" is the same as calling for another civil war.... which is treason.
--Sarah Ironside

[Law & Order SVU @NBCSVU_fans]

The last appearance of our dear Richard Belzer. We will miss you 💔

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Richard Belzer had his own cinematic universe and we took it for granted

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

@bergeronorama @astraeagoods 💜💙💜

[Ali Mae Jenkins @alimae]

@TBK365 May his memory be a blessing. 💛

[QuoteDigger @QuoteDigging]

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a series of increasingly alarming events we slowly become desensitized to.
--Gabrielle Drolet

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Viola Davis achieved a rare distinction at the #Grammys on Sunday, becoming an EGOT — the winner of an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony.

She secured the feat with her first Grammy Award for the audiobook of her memoir, “Finding Me.” https://t.co/VMe8UyMWWL