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pasteurized p- pu- ppumpkin pasta you son of a bitch idiot with a wooden spoon no less you wish you fucking wish you were me

[ppysoabiwawsnlywyfwywm @alimdicks]

To my few followers: i will never stop spamming you with dice giveaways. my hope for the improbable will always outweigh my respect for both you and myself. sorry guys

[Moza @mozagrin]

My friend rweithy was showing me some vintage book illustrations from Cyril Bouda and there was one in particular that was of an alligator and it inspired me to make this. c:

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A
HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

[Just1Conservative @Just1Conserv]

Having his corpse used as a procedural barrier is, like, probably for real what Mitch would have wanted. Great composers never die, they simply become music.

[em ★ @dayglowraven]

forgot to post this text i got from my little brother

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[mersomas @mersomas]

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw

[Joseph Nolla, SJ @josephnollasj]

Pope Leo on fire about the illusion of AI’s “intelligence”

[gigi @ptriiichor]

unfortunately i fuck heavily with the pope’s new encyclical

[hamna @kaulshiloshudon]

dumb question but does anyone know how to get this google back

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

The ball ain’t gonna throw itself

[ppysoabiwawsnlywyfwywm @alimdicks]

@brianonhere You might like A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine?

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Full text of the letter from the Iranian President to the American people https://t.co/BGtczXhFo8

[marylyn “gorilla grip poesy” tan @grinchfucker]

’But there are other places where women are treated badly. Should they be bombed? Should Delhi, Islamabad and Dhaka be destroyed? Is it possible to bomb bigotry out of India? Can we bomb our way to a feminist paradise?’ - Arundhati Roy, Come September, 2002

[ppysoabiwawsnlywyfwywm @alimdicks]

@TheAtlantic @Yair_Rosenberg This is bad, even for you deluded freaks.

[Soren Stevenson - Minneapolis Ward 8 @MplsWard8]

This week CP Payne sent a letter to Mayor Frey urging the termination of Minneapolis’ contract with Zencity Technologies US Inc. This is an Israeli-founded tech company that has a contract to design a digital survey to measure community perception of MPD and public safety.

[ppysoabiwawsnlywyfwywm @alimdicks]

@amyklobuchar Could you please retire in disgrace already.

[ردا @talalasadist]

i’m actually losing my mind

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

when i get my paycheck, i get me a nice toikey. and den i eat da toikey until my tummy urts. den i throw da bones at james

[Brandon Stanton @humansofny]

“The last thing I heard was the voice of my children playing, then everything went black. When I opened my eyes I thought I’d gone blind. I couldn’t see anything. I could no longer hear their voices. I checked to see if my wife was alive. Her back and legs were fractured, but she was alive. So I turned on the light of my phone and tried to find the children. My three-year-old daughter Julia was calling to me from beneath the rubble: ‘Baba, Baba, where are you?’ I carried her to a safe place then went back for my second son Kareem. He had severe head trauma. He was in a trance. He kept saying: ‘I’m sorry Mama. Please don’t blame me. I’m sorry.’ When I brought them to the hospital, I refused to let my colleagues deal with their injuries. I dealt with them alone. I did the dressing. I removed the sutures. I wanted them to feel: ‘Our dad is taking care of us, maybe he can still protect us. Maybe he’s still our hero.’ We’re doing OK, I guess. My wife is in a wheelchair now; she can’t walk. So I’m everyone’s caregiver. The children’s wounds are healing slowly. But there is a big problem with their brain. They cannot eat well, cannot talk well. Julia is still waking in the night and screaming. Every time she hears a rocket she starts trembling and crying. I used to tell her: ‘Don’t worry. They’re not targeting us.’ It’s a myth that all of us in Gaza tell our children. But it doesn’t work anymore; she knows that it’s a lie. I'm trying to keep myself together, so they can still see me as their hero. But no, I am not strong now. I'm weak. I’m not eating well. I used to wear better clothes. I’m not OK. There’s so much fear. Fear that they will never recover. If there’s another strike, even near us, they will lose their mind. You understand me? And I have so much guilt, because I’m the reason we stayed. We had a chance to leave Gaza, one year ago. But I refused. Because I love my people. I love my patients, so I chose to stay. But I regret all of it. My children had the right to live their life. Not this life I chose for them. I'm not okay. I didn't do well with my children. I didn't save them or protect them. We used to be a beautiful family. But now, I don’t know.”
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Dr. Ahmed Seyam is a surgeon with @MSF_USA. His story is a part of a series I am doing on the Palestinian Staff of Doctors Without Borders in Gaza.