Ali Morretta

Editor & Writer

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@tlkncrt My tattoo artist gets SO excited about custom work. I say go for it and if she’s not interested, she’s not your person.

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@malsmart @HouseofVlad Don’t mind if I do!

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

Supposed to be laser-focused on the novel this summer but WHAT IF, instead, I wrote a Love Island satire about deadbeat divorced dads

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@havehadhavehad Someone’s reading my diary it seems

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

Well this is haunting

[Maudlin House @MaudlinHouse]

Good Girl by Shannon Marquette

https://t.co/MUd1RlDHcj

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@luntz_david at it again

[scaffold literary magazine @scaffoldlitmag]

scaffold #213 is out now, so take a read of this brilliant and dreamlike new prose poem by @luntz_david!
https://t.co/ugI1TslaaT

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@citywidelunch Actually ripping out pages to use as a pee pad for my dog she loves your work 😂

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@tlkncrt As a 40+ booze aficionado, it’s rough out here, but as the horrors persist, so do I.

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@brooksegerton Thank you!

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

Mom’s first tattoo at [age redacted]!Mother-Daughter bonding at its finest. Some ink, some lunch, some wine. It’s all going to be extra funny when she reads yet another piece of mine (pending) where the mother character is an absolute thundercunt.

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@luntz_david @citywidelunch Appreciate you ❤️

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

At the tattoo shop waiting for my appointment when this dropped happy Friday to meeeee

[Citywide Lunch @citywidelunch]

friday? more like fri-yay, lol

and there is no better to cap off this week with an amazing story from @alimscribbles . amazing is not a word I use often, but in this case, trust me. I'll give not a spoiler.

just dive in.

https://t.co/bCJqQfApb6

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

Virgo, but we gave you the benefit of the doubt for several years before we iced you

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I detach without warning 😌 what zodiac sign am I?

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@_NatalieWould @_alec_ivan_ Condiment City

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@splitlipthemag I wish someone had told me that rejections (even form) are stepping stones and not boulders.

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

@offbeatorbit @JorCru When I tell you every time I eat canned tuna this plays in my head.

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

I wasn’t trying to have feelings today and yet

[scaffold literary magazine @scaffoldlitmag]

scaffold #211 is out now, so take a read of this hilarious and brilliant new micro by @amhcrane87!
https://t.co/oHkBA6TmyE

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

Apropos of nothing, read this :)

https://t.co/UPeikQjEkA

[Ali Morretta @alimscribbles]

If you’re a dick to me and think I won’t put you in a story with your real name that gets published, you don’t know me because I’ve done it twice and I’ll do it again 😈