Military Spice

Theatre artist 🎭 | "Have the courage to exist" | Rom. 8:18

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

I am not tall enough to ride this emotional rollercoaster

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

I had a dream last night that @StevenCurtis drove a sage green, vintage truck that was clown car size; and that's how he got around, unironically. He seemed so happy in his green, clown car... #blessingsindisguise

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

Megan: "They talk about burning (toys) that are demonically possessed, but if demons live in HELL, wouldn't they be fireproof??"

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

How do I put in a formal request for Hozier and Novo Amor to do a song together?

#hozier #novoamor #prettypleasewithsugarontopimbeggingyou

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

@daz_black 🫖🫖🫖

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

Jake: "They need to be improvised; I don't like recycled jokes."
Me: "But they're better for the environment."
#coworkerconversations

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

I am always grateful there's no *insert streaming service* Wrapped. No one needs to know how many times I watched Sinister and Pride & Prejudice

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

My mom said she's not a Passenger Princess; she's a Passenger Peasant

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

I'm just a girl, holding hands with my favorite Five for Fighting song, trying to get through it all

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

I just remembered that Rebecca saw people dressed as Wirt and Greg from Over The Garden Wall and asked me if they were Gnomeo and Juliette

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

No, actually, I WON'T stop talking about it

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

We all knew it wasn't a hiatus. https://t.co/b0eFMVg4nA

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

WE MADE IT THROUGH 🎊🎉🎆🎊🎉🎆

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

what the fuck

[Blanche 😼 IS MEETING DNP IN PARIS @_itsblanche]

CLAIM YOUR T SHIRTS

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

There are students in colleges who were born after The Curse of the Black Pearl was released

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

If the Kennedy family is mentioned, I am bringing up Rosemary's lobotomy. Those are the rules

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

Us trying to move our set pieces backstage in the hottest venue this side of hell...😂🖤✨️🦇

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

#TheatreHoroscope: Your show doesn’t fit in this theatre. Don’t worry though: nothing fits in this theatre. Not physically or artistically.

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

Pro baseball & football teams, every 15-20 years: "We need an entirely new stadium! That you pay for! OR WE"RE LEAVING!"

Pro non-profit theatre companies, in venues 25-100+ years old: "Hey, can you help us get some new seats? New seats would be, like, really great. Thanks."

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

Maybe I'm a penguin in a trench coat because I, too, believe in making permanent life decisions based off of who brings me the coolest rock

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

@imyagorl @duskmusical rehearsal 😂

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

I was put in a situation where I had to use the term "Mormon-coded" today

[Military Spice @AliOldweiler]

@apache_reverse @blaine_mw It's an art piece by Louis XXX, I believe! 🤙