Alistair

Peace ✌️

[Alistair @alionhereok]

Kelly Cates dressed like a prostitute presenting world cup on @BBC 1 absolutely embarrassing

[Chip Thief @ShatteredSFW]

"I once completely forgot that I spent 23 years as a Tory and even that I was in one of their most recent cabinets before being fired for incompetence"

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Stop and digest this…

I know it’s relentless and heartbreaking

But don’t just scroll past.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

This will follow him to his grave and the Judgement Day. He’ll be crying then…

[Restore Memes @RestoreMemes_]

Suella Braverman's husband @raelbrav

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“With cigarettes, my wife and I made a deal: we only smoke after sex. I’ve had the same pack since 1975. What worries me is my wife… she’s up to three packs a day.”

The late, great Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Rather than a General Election, I think I'd favour a full investigation into Nigel Farage's finances.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Pinocchio looks so shifty here. If any other UK party leader took a secret £5m bung from a Thailand-based crypto tycoon, and didn’t declare it, Farage would demand their resignation. And be right too.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Yoga. The best thing after a hard day’s murdering.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Squirming Farage knows this is now a scandal that could end his chances of being PM.
Everyone, including his own supporters, knows his failure to declare a secret £5m bung from a Thailand-based crypto tycoon absolutely STINKS.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[Andrew Hughes @_beam2]

Really? @BBCNews @BBC You have chartered or paid for a helicopter presumably funded by us the TV license holders to give us an overhead 'live' picture of a train with Andy Burnham. Do you actually think that was needed?

[Alistair @alionhereok]

@DustinPoirier honestly man been a fan of you for a long time and one of the best things you can do for your mental is get off social media brother; at least for a while. Give yourself time off and you'll start to feel better. I promise you dude.

[Alistair @alionhereok]

@Acerola_840_22 @SeeAudioBravery I had it legit one of the best phones ever made so damn good

[Osita Mba @DrOsitaMba]

@TeleFootball @SamJDean Cry more #FREEPALESTİNE

[Tyler @tylerfoster49]

Truly terrifying how hostile the media become toward you, the second you express solidarity with Palestine.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

This is all he will be remembered for. A human rights advocate who turned into a genocide advocate.
He has outlived his usefulness.
Watch closely where he ends up.
The cushy position will be his little token of thanks from the Establishment. Blair territory. Morally despicable.

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

This guy is fucking dangerous and spreads poison, oh and he also does the bidding of israel just like the rest…

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

Andy Burnham joined Labour friends of Israel in 2015.
Same shit, different day.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.