Lonnie The Lobster.

pasta, puppers, pictures, & puns
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alternative account: @littleworldofap

[Lonnie The Lobster. @alip423]

A picture on your phone that has your energy:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

A Midwest get together can have 10 types of salad without a single piece of lettuce

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

IT'S RACE DAY IN INDIANAPOLIS! 🏁

#Indy500 | #ThisIsMay

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Rafa Nadal gets emotional while watching his Roland Garros tribute.

The crowd erupts for him and starts singing to him.

Hard to not get chills watching this.

🥹

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

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[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and make you feel loved no matter what. He’s an American treasure. There is only one @DannyDeVito

[cat ♡ @catssillyworld]

WHY DID SHE DELETE THIS?! she is spitting facts

[iman, the scorpio. @imantheescorpio]

ik pasta be scared to see me coming.

[Jed Ostoich @TheJeditor]

Putting together a wedding gift. (Nice) starter junk-drawer. I’ve got:

1. Twist ties
2. Scissors
3. AA and AAA batteries
4. Chip clips
5. Ruler

What else should I include?

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

🎾 📸 A collection of some of the most iconic tennis photos ever

🧵 THREAD

[Chicago Stars FC @theChicagoStars]

No detail too small 👀 #WithTheStars

[Stefanos Tsitsipas @stefanos]

A tennis player’s diet: 10% carbs, 20% protein, 70% hoping it doesn’t go to a fifth set.

[Alastalidohi @AnubisTGA]

@weareangelcity VAR doesn't like fun

[Between Clean Sheets | Cheyenne @btwncleansheets]

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show.

[BrooksGate @Brooks_Gate]

Ranking MLB teams based on the distance to their nearest Chili’s

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Death of Socrates, by Jacques Louis David, 1787, 📸 by @KennyKing_Jr