Ali Pinaire

Born in ABQ; Aged in ATX

[alison roman @alisoneroman]

Not to be earnest, but I think we should ban booing at sporting events, brings the whole vibe down

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@foodandwine Or just don’t peel it….

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

When you click on an Instagram ad, it’s like ok let’s find out if this cute sweater $0.35 or $850? No in between.

[JP @joepinaire]

Introducing solids is going well

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@Shmandy143 Are you adding salt? It’s so bland if it’s not salted

[NPR @NPR]

President Biden: "Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President ... no president has ever said those words from this podium — and it’s about time." https://t.co/4e0tEQdn2t

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@bethy_lane @robotmoth @JasonTweets1980 @BaconSoap888 @henry_tilley Even sliding it off gives me chills

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@JasonTweets1980 @BaconSoap888 @henry_tilley I got full body chills reading the original tweet 😖😣😩

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Throw away mascara that is empty???? no no no why would I do that? instead I keep them all in my makeup bag and give myself a little game of “which one of these 10 identical tubes is full?” it’s very fun and ruins every single one of my mornings

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@ShannonMFox4 @joepinaire Unfortunately, he’s dead serious 😣

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@battnsns Not trying to police or eradicate language - just a list of phrases I personally find irksome.
Def see where you’re coming from though. Many of these are cringeworthy because of how they’ve been appropriated

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@meghanwescombe -Asking for a friend
-That’s it. That’s the tweet
-Hold my beer
-One more time/louder for the people in the back/cheap seats
-Keep calm and
-Sorry not sorry
-Not gonna lie
-Living my best life
-Spirit animal
-I was today’s years old when
-Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[Billionaires Are Good @billionairespod]

This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@Shmandy143 🥰 daww thank you!

[Ali Pinaire @alireaves]

@sarahstrelz So many gift guides 🥴

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weeping. What a great day. I have hope for the first time in four years. Keep the faith. Spread it.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Showing red vs. blue maps leads people to see America as more divided—and judge people more by their state's stereotypes.

Data: purple maps of state proportions are more accurate, and reduce perceived polarization and stereotypes.

https://t.co/tHFsWsx6Il
https://t.co/z16GdnYKHN