alisa

still trying to learn that being short isn’t a personality trait 😔

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@sdinach i was gonna send u this shit and i didnt realize it was u posting 😭

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@ikdizzle I DELETED IT TOO, ive so far lasted 3 weeks and counting 🙈

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@ikdizzle im anti-centipede.

[alisa @alisa_collard]

what the actual hell is a HOUSE CENTIPEDE?? i went into the bathroom and one JUMPED OFF THE WALL AND RAN (i did not leave said bathroom for 30 minutes)

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@ikdizzle covid

[alisa @alisa_collard]

i want pillsbury cookies NOW

[alisa @alisa_collard]

pov: you’re behind me in class, watching me scroll through woofyandjennas instagram for the 3rd time

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@dianaiscooler sometimes i worry about you 😭

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@PavanMehta11 im charging u from now on

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@PavanMehta11 where.

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@ikdizzle my favorite spiderman <3

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@maridominique_ ok HOT

[alisa @alisa_collard]

just opened my textbook on the day of my exam 😌

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@dianaiscooler i’ll match with you <3

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@dianaiscooler what about bull riding

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@PavanMehta11 fire crotch sounds like chlamydia

[alisa @alisa_collard]

i wish i was a frog

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@ikdizzle @adhillonn

[alisa @alisa_collard]

@dianaiscooler glizzy-lier