mamalisa

Marketing Coordinator | Mom | Graphic Designer | Wife | Photographer

[mamalisa @alisalue]

If the prince of Egypt live remake doesn’t have Justin baldoni as Moses and Hugh Laurie as Aaron I don’t wanna watch it

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Yeaaa… this looks bad on purpose

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@DOLLDILAH @bbygrljae

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I’m taking out my twists and jemma grabs her little play mirror and brings it to me and says mom look at your hair. I say yea it looks awful rn and she goes that’s why you can’t do that. But that’s okay it will grow back one day. 🫠🫠🫠

[mamalisa @alisalue]

@antoni in the newest season of @QueerEye is a walking thirst trap. YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING ANTONI

[Dae ✨ ⚢ @Artbaesel]

Yea this.

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@nellesthename__ This why were soul mates. And I love some beyonce just not renaissance 🥴🥴🥴

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@nellesthename__ Oooh Im not the only one!! I like the cuff it remix but that’s about it.

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My coworkers get mad that I DoorDash food without telling them. But they always scrambling for money when someone else does it. And I cannot afford to pay for all the fees and stuff by myself. I guess my question is #AITA?

[mamalisa @alisalue]

My Husband: Babe I want to make a nice dinner with butter chicken and tumeric and asparagus.

Me.. a child: can we just have Mac and cheese and hotdogs instead ??

Husband: 😵‍💫 okay but can I make it gourmet?

[Jai 🌙🤍 @Jai__Irene]

that part

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Also all my coworkers cars just got broken into. Luckily I don’t drive to work so I’m good but man if God keeps sending signs like these I’m scared what bouta happen next.

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My company’s policy on maternity leave. If I were to get pregnant I’d be out of a job essentially. Which is insane in 2023.

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Wow! I forgot how stress free traveling without a kid is. This is bliss

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My boss is literally driving me insane. He has severe OCD & ADHD and when he’s stressed it’s ten times worse.

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@nellesthename__ What?!? Lmao

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@nellesthename__ Lmao I choked

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@RinneAlanna I need to catch up on this and Yellowjacket’s before I see you lol

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@RinneAlanna Oh no.