I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
Does anyone else get into cleaning spirals where you just need to clean one thing but then you keep noticing other things that need to be cleaned and then all of a sudden it’s been an hour and the house looks fantastic but none of your homework is done?
har: I’m leaving you
me: is it bc I named our pets after rappers?
her: no it's bc this house is overrun with farm animals
me: fine, well me and kendrick llama and chance the rabbit and childish lambino and notorious PIG and dr. ney and quacklemore don't need you anyway