Alison MacNeil

Singer + guitarist for a rock & roll band

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Target lady is even funnier now that I’ve actually been to Target. @rxbeckett

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

I am sitting in a Tim Hortons coffee shop in the town where I went to high school and an elderly woman has asked for technical assistance with her smartphone.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

“Her songs are so sad. It’s great. I feel like we should be up in bed all day listening to this, watching a movie with the sound off, eating all the cookies...” -my daughter (10) hurtles toward adolescence. #applefallsclosetotree @phoebe_bridgers

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

First time someone sent me a lol I thought it was an emoji of someone raising their hands over their head and I couldn’t tell if it indicated joy or frustration.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Nova Scotia Er að krútta yfir sig. #hipstur

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Seen in Reykjavik: crappy, rusted out Chevy pickup with a Trump sticker.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

I have just realised that no one knows what I'm talking about when I talk about Grandfather Cod.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

People sure do like to talk about how one day of the week feels like another day of the week.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Just realised that all those times my father asked me if I could "still play the piano" when I would get injured as a kid, he was quoting The Man With Two Brains.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

There is a man in Ikea wearing a sweatshirt that says “Never Stop Smiling”. Imagine for a moment how terrifying that would be for everyone if he followed his own advice. #ikea

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Must remember, when I do call Randver, not to call from my number, as it is very similar to his. #randver

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Sometimes I want to call Randver and ask for me just to see what life is like on the other side.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Am I the only one who pictures someone in a flapper dress dancing the Charleston whenever someone says their husband is abroad?

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

When Randver’s friends call for him, they have a very difficult time believing that they have called a wrong number.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Sometimes I listen to 16th century polyphonic choir music while my co-workers do their morning standup meetings and imagine that they are singing instead of talking about software.

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

@panic I bought your coda software 1.7.4. Is there an upgrade path to 2.5 or is full price?

[Alison MacNeil @alison_macneil]

Melancholic post-gig crash. Like someone has removed my batteries and replaced them with empty soda cans.

[Laura Secord @lookseethink]

It has just occurred to me that a guitar is the only penis a girl might ever really need. @Grimezsz @HAIMtheband @gravesmeredith

[Iceland Airwaves @icelandairwaves]

Exciting! @TheKnifeNews announced for Iceland #Airwaves14! Their first ever show in Iceland! - http://t.co/vEzDrjhgf1

[Auntie Kate sez please #stayalive, don’t be mean❤️ @katebornstein]

New blog post by me: "#Tranny, Revisited by Auntie Kate." http://t.co/TczjDxU9L6 #queer #trans #shemale #dragqueen #sexpositive #genderqueer