Alison Brüner

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

@POTUS Not speaking for a lot of folks that are unable to see their loved ones during the holidays... thanks to the vaccine mandate on the border.

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

why am I the most motivated to be the person I want to be when I’m trying to sleep? but when I wake up the drive isn’t there?

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

you can’t wipe those neck tattoos off 😫

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

Oh btw I’m nocturnal now

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

I play rocket league and love it, but I’m so bad that I almost get reported every game. What do I do?

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

World: *Most inconvenient space to lay*
Cat: ya this will do great, I’ll curl up now
Me: *the perfect spot for a cat to lay*
Cat: eh I’ll sniff and pass

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

so thankful for being out of such a mess, but holy shit... I am filled with so much resentment. sick to my stomach. 😞

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

Im back bitches... with my stupid thoughts being drunk and nothing important

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

does anyone else think it’s kinda odd that Lucas stays watching Peyton’s webcam 24/7? I don’t know if that’s trust issues or he is a creepy creep creeper

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

sorry about the picture cross tweets but they give me tokens so fuck y’all

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

I've beaten the 'Chief Inspector' quest in World's Biggest Picture Cross.
It's free https://t.co/M55BDRXdg9 #WBPC

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

falling everywhere but into place

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

blessed to have roommates with the same phone as me. chargers all around

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

I just paid my roommate to clean my room while I’m at work

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

Gideon does NOT like Truly

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

people that order thin crust then fold it in half, someone please explain

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

need to win the lottery soon, but too broke to play

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

who in the h e double fuck decided to make the bachelor premiere in January

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

the words “Gideon doesn’t drink like he used to” (Gideon being my cat) just came out of my mouth in conversation

[Alison Brüner @alisonbruner]

@SaraBBrooks I literally do that every time. Also a thumbs up if they are good or not