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@bklynn hula dancer! duh.

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@hey_danielli Be sure to throw a spaghetti squash in the micro to show Scott's fam you mean business. PS-- I'm thankful for you, Danz.

[alison @alisoncampbell]

i have kathy ireland jaw.

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t-minus 1 hr until i go under the knife. i hope this whole thing goes better for me than it did for mischa barton: http://tinyurl.com/malhsl

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i want to punch kathie lee gifford.

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a bagel and a half later...

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worst. morning. ever.

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"the quotability is delicious" says coffee shop worker to William Faulkner reader. Um. Let's not say that ever again, k?

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"the coldest winter i ever spent was a summer in San Francisco..."

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who says GenY has entitlement issues, anyway? http://tinyurl.com/mdp7uc

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@glazerl hi!

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hungry; sleepy; working.

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work email server down for second day in a row. good thing i brought my carrier pigeons.

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burrito cart girl is in a bad mood.

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Cooby is my prozac.

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There's no titular line in 'Out of Africa.' Or 'Star Wars'!

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http://bitchco.org/

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Flew to Minneapolis for a 1-hour meeting. Not happy.

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looking for marbles that resemble Kashi cereal (and are also lighter than regular marbles) so I can catch my cereal thief.