Alison Revitt

Godless cat lady. Likes films, funny things, travelling, Lego & Transformers. IT/Maths geek, northern & proud! Pole addict! Gaghag! Little bit shallow.

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

@British_Airways any humans available to provide information on luggage delayed for several days and a tracking portal that errors so it won't allow info to be entered?

[Kae Kurd @KaeKurd]

Political classes love holding comedians to a higher standard than politicians. Focus on your useless leaders.

Joe lycett is amazing.

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

@martinusher77 @brianbotkiller @thechrisbarron Absofuckinlutely!

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Murray Bourne @bourne_2_learn]

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, heralding new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny..?'" [Isaac Asimov]

[Paula Beardell Krieg @PaulaKrieg]

This evening was zooming with bookarts friends. The question of the proportions of a regular hexagon came up. This is something I can't remember but I can work out each time I need it. But I tend to get all scrambled when I try to do math in front of people. +

[Gregory Piper @gregorypiper98]

Really important message 👇#keeptalking #keeplistening

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

@richardosman waistcoat wearers on Pointless, and not a @martin_compston in sight. Boo, fella. Boooooo!

[Gene McGurk @magawk]

"I once went for a drink with a girl who I thought fancied me but ended up in a shootout in a lorry yard"

#LineOfDuty

[Anthony James 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Gruffsdad]

The clues have been there all the time... #LineOfDuty

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

One of the racist scrotes in #lineofduty called McTulloch. Former MIT SIO on Op Lighthouse, and also Ryan's training officer both McTulloch.

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

@Cparks1976 Friday big shop - bent bastard 😂😂😂

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

@MissKendalMaths Can confirm! Absolutely it is!

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

"The other man. He did it." Surely that's pointing at Lomax. Terry's got so many answers, but no-one asking the right questions. #lineofduty

[gazzathebookie @gazzathebookie]

#LineOfDuty I see what you writers are doing 👀

[best of line of duty @bestoflod]

this is a tommy jessop and gregory piper appreciation tweet! can we please take a moment to talk about their incredible performance in tonight’s episode 🙌🏼 #LineOfDuty

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Kate: I’m sick of nicking coppers
#LineOfDuty #LineofDuty6

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Pansexuality explained by @SchittsCreek

#LGBTQIA #Pansexual

[Alison Revitt @alisonrevitt]

@rosentweets Incredible achievement 👏👏👏👏 🤣 Surely that was a bet.

[Jemmo @J3MMO]

Calm down, Rod Hull