alison zarecki

In life, ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@MaryLTrump Savage. 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@JamesKiernan I just watched this last night. It was great. Then this Jets fan fired up Ep 1 of the new season of Hard Knocks - I’m ready for football…😏🏈😆

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@JamesKiernan Kudos to the soundtrack team on this amazing show. They nail it. Thx for sharing!

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@JamesKiernan I’ve a chase amazon card. Basically the two lords of my spending life mashup. (But you couldn’t pay me to use an amazon locker-that’s what my neighbors or the coffee shop downstairs are for-rest assured I give out good holiday gifts to act as my doorman). 😉

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

Me skipping to the end of every deck ever

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@sminero @reeses @Anomaly Love this!

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@SeanCsays Congrats! Fire up the duck boats...

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@Its_Kamau @annanistler @adweak Considering it was 15 years ago, I’m over the shame...but lesson learned 😉

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

In just 48 hours, these companies cut ties with the NRA:

Delta
United
Hertz
Avis
Budget
Allied Van Lines
MetLife
Symantec
Alamo
National
Enterprise
First National Bank of Omaha
Teladoc
SimpliSafe

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New Yorkers are proud to have a tireless champion for working families like @SenGillibrand representing them. I know @realDonaldTrump likes to embarrass himself on Twitter, but this morning's tweet is a new low.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[nevona @nevona]

someone has been replacing the NYC MTA ads with their own way more subversive (and subtle) versions

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@bwinkl3r @RitzCarlton I saw one earlier today on nymag's Irma coverage for a brietling "hurricane" watch. #awkward #irma #adfail

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

Mad & Mr Met #VerizonMetsSweepstakes @verizon @Mets

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

Me to kid and her Boyfriend (they are 5): u, pull your skirt down, and u turn on the light! &, wipe that makeup of your faces #next13years?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

As we keep everyone affected by Hurricane Harvey in our thoughts, here’s how you can help:
https://t.co/RVReG1lRAd

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

Southpaws. Seriously.

[alison zarecki @alisonz3]

@JamesKiernan @Alex_Kiernan Congrats!

[RyanAdams.bsky.social 🌊🎬 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇹🇭 @filmystic]

Attn: @realDonaldTrump

RT "@KellyannePolls Apologies to the humorless. Kellyanne Conway Uses Visual Aids to Finally Face Reality"