Ali Smith

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@LNRailway @LNRailway I’m happy to purchase another but surely I can get a refund when you can see 1 ticket was purchased at the station and 1 onboard by the same card about 5 minutes apart?

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@LNRailway I’ve left my ticket in the machine at Leighton Buzzard. On train what should I do?

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

#hunted load of shit. How can they possibly know it’s a helicopter. Frank makes it to extraction point on time and still loses - bollocks

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

Response to poor stock availability for my online order with @Ocado for Christmas ‘there may be a lot of unavailability at this stage so close to Christmas’ WTAF?! So happy I decided to chose this supermarket for my ‘Christmas’ order #excellentcustomerservice #neveragain

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Ocado so ridiculous that we book a Christmas slot to find soo much stuff out of stock so have to go to another more reliable supermarket anyway. Crazy given it’s a £10 delivery charge and I’m now just getting essential items. #disappointed #wasteoftime #marksandspencerhereicome

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@CadburyUK but disappointing that my advent calendar is empty this morning and on further inspection so are 3 of the windows #cadburyarenotheroes #howwilligetthroughthedayormonth #costsaving #scrooge #AdventCalendar

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@NandosUK poor service in your Cowley Road branch this eve - takeaway collected, waited 20 minutes and lots of items missing #disappointed

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Tesco

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Tesco Mike these were purchased in store from Bicester - the fruit from Rosedean Farms barely lasts 2 days if its not already bad on opening...

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Tesco really unimpressed with your fruit, what is going on it's every week?

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

#wingraveball15 lols

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

#wingraveball15

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Cosatto_Tweets Zuton but have no real preference on colour if there are various - possibly pink but don't mind

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Cosatto_Tweets I'm looking for a noodle highchair cover. Wondered how much a replacement is? And possibly a harness?

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Cosatto_Tweets how do I get in touch about a replacement?

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@Schofe how are you keeping a straight face?!! #vaginafacial

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@ProShopSWGC Happy Christmas from Frosty The Snowman!! #christmasjumper #twitpic #snowman

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

I hate this Kendra character #ImACeleb #OhMyGod

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@marksandspencer good to see in date stock is being sold at your stores #yummy #MincePies

[Ali Smith @alisqr85]

@ASOS excelling themselves with next day delivery not being delivered! Offering 10% to order with them again-why would I wanna do that?!