Alissa

[Alissa @alissacb]

@TIME BOOOOO

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is the moment during a live baseball game where a baseball is heading directly towards a reporter, but camera man intercepts it just in time

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Hear me out:
A separate line at coffee shops for people who know exactly what they want.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when the scholastic book fair open? i ain’t have the bread for it back then but i can go crazy now

[Santa’s Danto @SandyDanto]

Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey

[Alissa @alissacb]

@mikescollins my screen literally folds in half #samsung

[Alissa @alissacb]

#vadaeyewear #somaoptical

[Alissa @alissacb]

@_rone Stahl House, LA

[Alissa @alissacb]

refrigerators are just glorified sauce lockers

[Alissa @alissacb]

trying to unsubscribe from @WSJ is like breaking up with someone who is way more into you than you are them. they want a phone call, an explanation, to bargain for more time..when I just want a button to cancel...

[Alissa @alissacb]

Doubt by Charlotte Day Wilson https://t.co/XJxc8kUswg #NowPlaying

[Alissa @alissacb]

@ChuckWendig best is hard for me to say, but the first one that popped into my mind was the Kingsman church fight.

[Alissa @alissacb]

@thechrisbarron @NYGovCuomo right?! I just tuned into his press conference and was blown away by his eloquence and levelheadedness.

[Alissa @alissacb]

it's been a good year

[Alissa @alissacb]

it's coming together...

#boston #optical #southend @ SOMA OPTICAL https://t.co/W2H2DJCyfU

[Alissa @alissacb]

talking shop @ Legacy Records Restaurant https://t.co/PuvzhZc5Dz