jamal

crash your daddy’s lamborghini (he/him)

[jae stephens @jaephens]

just had a BLT

[jamal @alistahhh]

New Bern mentioned!!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in New Bern NC are asking the public's help to identify the two men who cut down a brand-new Flock camera that was just installed.

The public allegedly has submitted hundreds of tips by sending in names like "Batman and Robin" and "Lone Ranger and Tonto."

[James Jones @jamesjonesesq]

The fact that Meagan Good and Jurnee Smollet don't co-own a cajun restaurant called Eve's Bayou doesn't sit well wit me.

[Sean (Simon) @theseansimon]

I made charts like these for several cities around the US for Dune Part Two - now the Odyssey is around the corner, and I created a website where you can create your own chart for any zip code in the US!

Try it and let me know your thoughts!

https://t.co/qPMLpMqCrZ

[Paul @orangepaulp]

popbase coming out as European omg

[RuralJurorVEVO @drecc_2]

I am furious, but I am sailing

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“A ship— a magnificent ship— full of gay men… and me”

[mary @elaine_stritch]

“I am furious, but I am sailing” is an IMMEDIATE and PERMANENT entry into the personal lexicon

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

i hope confessions ii starts a revolution. life doesn’t end at 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70 .. madonna is telling y’all to get your ass in the CLUB

[TÉO @TheeSlaysian]

The fashion archive this lady may have must be studied

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

I bet Jo-Ellen from RHORI can crack the case

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[jamal @alistahhh]

anetra asked for the baddest bitches in the room at the legends show to come up on the stage and two cis white girls ran up immediately …ok

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[Grace @gracecamille_]

could i hire a courtroom sketch artist for like my birthday party

[Jordan @JordanWellin]

If I got stabbed and Amy Adams saved my life the first thing I would’ve told her after waking up is that she should’ve won the Emmy for Sharp Objects.

[james @jms_tny]

Didn’t know I was as defensive of her as I am but I saw someone disparaging Carly Rae jepsen and my opinion of them will be tainted by that for the rest of my life. Akin to not liking Kylie minogue which similarly suggests a deep spiritual decay

[KaMorian (Sparkling Alien 💫) @ka_morian0121]

WHO'S READY FOR THE MEET UP OF THE CENTURY...

DURING THE MERGE NEXT WEEK.

@upuntil_dawn @CrystalMethyd #DragRace #AllStars11

[َ @doesyd]

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