Ali

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[Ali @alitravv]

Hannah Ann: here’s a full list of reasons why you should keep me

Victoria: I’m so afriad of losing you, I’m better off never having you at all

Kelley:
#TheBachelor

[izzy @spidermannwh]

how it feels to be an amc a lister

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[jainormis @jainormis]

omw to the disgusting dive bar with touch tunes

[Ali @alitravv]

a pope that has ridden the red line

[Ali @alitravv]

dyeing the Chicago River red for the pope

[Ali @alitravv]

she Paul my Blart till I Mall Cop™️

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s called a hat trick

[rafael @rafael_updates]

paying with a $100 bill so embarrassing!!!!! like awwww did you get that for your birthday???? yeah i did

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

pov you accidentally took too much benadryl

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

my hot take is that this is the greatest pop punk song ever made and that nothing else even comes close

[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

How dare Donald Trump have the nerve to say to women now "I am your protector" when the latest count of women he's been accused of assaulting is up to 25?

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Not the whole entire debate 😭

[Samantha Josephs @SamJosephsness]

They should do kiss cams before the movie starts at AMC