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[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

@MyShakeApp @LaAlert @USGS_ShakeAlert why didn’t one of y’all work tonight?

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

@USGS_ShakeAlert @Cal_OES @CAGeoSurvey @USGS_Quakes Why was it not activated?

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

@JoyceCarolOates dropping a quick hello to say you were the thesis advisor for my grandmother Dorothy Farmiloe’s MFA at Windsor University in Ontario in 1969. Her thesis was titled: The Unlucky Country: The Political Aspect of William Butler Yeats's Plays. Hope you’re well!

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

Can someone explain why it always feels like your pharmacy is operating as if it is the first day of your pharmacist’s job and also like they have never heard of a pharmacy before

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

It’s amazing to see how @DrOz continues to fight for the working people of Pennsylvania. And how much time he continues to spend there. He really meant it.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

This was my fault and I want to thank the very indulgent and talented @Jeopardy! writers who made my holiday wish come true.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[benny @buttholeanxiety]

CAN THEY MAKE A TOTE BAG THAT DOESN’T SLIP OFF MY FUCKING SHOULDER

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

go sports!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Trump retains Rudy Giuliani to challenge FBI raid all the way up to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If you’re going to go on Fox, this is how you do it.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Remember, the shooter who just killed 5 people at a July 4 parade didn't act alone.

He was assisted by 50 Senators, 210 House members, and the NRA.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

PS9/ I wasn’t going to put photos out tonight, but Trumpist disinformation agents have managed to get “not a Trump supporter” trending and that angers me—as it’s counterfactual—so here you go. Suspect in red pants in first photo, in cuffs in last one (to ensure no glorification).

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

Also, @united, if you’re going to jack up ticket prices you could at least perform. Sincerely, me and everyone on this plane missing their connecting flights. #united #unitedairlines #travel #neveragain #dontflyunited

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

Hello @united! I’m currently a passenger on flight 0509 from Rome, which has landed at Newark and has been sitting on the runway for over an hour with no where to taxi to. Also, my tv never worked.

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

@RepAdamSchiff @SenAlexPadilla @SenFeinstein, we must progress to improve maternity care for mothers + birthing ppl. I urge u to prioritize key maternal health provisions in the #BuildBackBetter Act, incl. permanently extending postpartum Medicaid + advancing the #Momnibus.

[AlizaZelin @AlizaNeidich]

@GavinNewsom opening up sites is great but just GET IT OUT now. Stop turning ANYONE away. Tell hospitals to give it and move on!

[Donald @ItsPrimaDonald]

No one:
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