Aliza Shoop

Super Analyst

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Day 43
Me: what’s wrong?
7yo: my tastes like my brother’s breath!
Me: what are you talking about?
7yo: he blew on it!
Sigh.

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

I know that the Rona has really thrown down but where are all my April’s jokes?!

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Some of you can do exactly what you do at the gym right in your own homes. Just find some sort of bench, pull out your phones and just fucking sit there, texting.

[Alberto M. Carvalho @LAUSDSup]

Per Governor @RonDeSantisFL, all Florida schools will remain closed until April 15, 2020, at which time a decision to re-open will be evaluated. #coronavirus

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

more coffee games! #StarbucksSummerGame #ad
https://t.co/OHw32CinTc

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

#traderinteractive #swag my favorite swag https://t.co/yv47QTnoJ4

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

#traderinteractive #soexcited https://t.co/o9VgSvFRZ0

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

My favorite work family #traderinteractive https://t.co/EAamOSuGGD

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Words... https://t.co/VDz2VrXQRT

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

SEMrush knows good fun👍 I challenge you to join SEMrush Easter Egg Hunt!🐣 https://t.co/OMG54Xeso8 #semrushegghunt

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Mind blown 😋 #AIExperience #adobesummit

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

#RightOffers takes efficiency to a whole new level #adobesummit

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Thanks windows10 for ruining my life

[Dominion Enterprises @DomEnterprises]

Marketing HackU team members jumped in for a quick session on "Selling Your Idea" #codingstudentlife #hacku4

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Adam Liaw: five scientific developments that will change the way we eat

https://t.co/9MEXE5HrmS

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

lol @brandonjshoop Gentle Norwegian Bodybuilders [English subtitles] https://t.co/AY3YTXYgbX via @YouTube

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

What's really in the meat you eat?
http://t.co/8oBnA7lECz

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

@BrandonJShoop looking forward to seeing that up ;)

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Ugh, I'm not ready to be cold

[Aliza Shoop @alizashoop]

Woah fall just smacked me in the face. ..