Alan Jenkins

Software Engineer @ Oneiro Solutions. Lawful Good. Sarcasm 11/10.

[Dan Carden @DanCardenMP]

The whole thing stinks.

This Government’s incompetence, its cronyism, its ideological obsession with outsourcing and rip-off privatisation has undermined our NHS and put lives at risk.

Time to kick the profiteers out of the system and put local public health teams in charge.

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@mojombo Just remember the rule of cool. If they want to do something epically heroic or crazy, let them. It’s those crazy acts of heroism in those clinch moments with their mates that they’ll remember years later. And remember to enjoy it yourself!

[Kristy Viers @Kristy_Viers]

I thought I would share how I, as someone who is visually impaired use my iPhone.☺️

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@splode @jakecodes I concur

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

What the actual fuck. What happened to serve and protect?

[(Tejas) Kumar @TejasKumar_]

Has it occurred to you how accessible @netlify makes the web yet or

[Eileen Burbidge @eileentso]

how the hell does this happen? 🤨@guardian article by @GwynTopham re @easyJet £600 million loan from HMT/BoE emergency coronavirus fund

[Abdelrahman Awad @logaretm]

New post: Off Main Thread Architecture with Vuex

https://t.co/rsPvLub1EZ

#vuejs #javascript

[Cory House @housecor]

When a team regularly responds to code reviews with “Looks good to me”, I get concerned.

A code review with no questions, comments, issues, or suggestions for improvement should be rare, not the norm.

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@Antflips I've got too much of that already😅Can try and find some time to help if you need it though.

[Evan You @evanyou]

I just published “Plans for the Next Iteration of Vue.js” https://t.co/huCNlibLau

[Henrik Kniberg @henrikkniberg]

Too busy to improve? Need more slack in your system!

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

Wondered why it was busier than normal to get lunch on London road #ffconf We can actually see the Duke from our office! #maybenextyear

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@hannah_voice How about augmented reality colouring: http://t.co/TEJ1N7AiH8

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

Forget burn down charts. Drink-up lists are the new agile! #motivation #bugbounty

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@hannah_voice

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@hannah_voice Don't be surprised if I follow you home.

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

https://t.co/uU7hsBrkix #codingmusic

[Alan Jenkins @aljenks]

@hannah_voice Don't worry they've all got headphones. I should have soundproofed our meeting rooms, clients will think we're torturing cats.