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[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

Yesterday I was in Kahuro in Muranga County, A Village Called Gatuya, They Don't Use Plates there and Their Explanation was A Little Gibberish.

[Alka KE @alkaque]

@Nganga_one Pia hakosi kazi ya makaa...

[Waigera @_waigera]

Hi @KenyaAirways congrats on the Boeing 777-300ER launch! I humbly request an opportunity to feature and educate Kenyans about the Boeing 777-300ER on my YouTube channel.

To assist me on making it happen please help me by retweeting & tagging @KenyaAirways 🙏🏼

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

Tanzania is probably the only country where two people can be in the middle of a serious fight and still maintain excellent manners.

One fighter politely says, "My brother, I don't want to kill you today. I will come looking for you tomorrow."

The other responds respectfully, "Babu, if you're truly a man, please come here and allow me to teach you a lesson."

Meanwhile, the cameraman is providing live commentary like a professional sports analyst:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger has issued a formal invitation for tomorrow's rematch. The opponent has accepted. Back to the studio."

Not once does he attempt to separate them. His priority is preserving evidence for future generations.

In Tanzania, even street fights come with customer service, appointment scheduling, and live media coverage.

[Alka KE @alkaque]

Was a forward.

[Alka KE @alkaque]

Bn 9mths waiting to post.
"What if we teach them "ms word", "ms excel", "spreadsheet" also "fast typing"...

[Alka KE @alkaque]

Parents waiting all the day as teachers ask for consultants frm outside (ati we can only do it frm 3am) there is a breakdown of systems!! when given simple instructions" to log in to portals

[Inferam @InferamAI]

How different AI models work.

[Inferam @InferamAI]

How AI learns to understand environments.

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

Ukipata kazi hizi kampuni ata kama ni internship, attachment ama apprenticeship,trust me it's an experience you will live to tell,most wanalipa upto 50k attachment, internship over 100k.

1. Unilever
2.Andela
3. McKinsey & Company
4.East African Breweries Limited
5....

[Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD @Maina_Poultry]

Kenyan FARMERS, a severe El Niño is forecast for Kenya from mid-2026 through Q1 2027, potentially worse than 1997. In '97, flooding killed 2,000+ people, wiped out 300,000 ha of crops, and killed over 600,000 livestock.

Here's a 14-step action plan. Start this week. 🧵

[Miskon Vanale @MiskonVanale]

At least wear glove for safety😭

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

After watching this video, people who condemned Fred Arocho for calling out Radio Jambo and its management after Diblo Kaberia’s death should apologize!

In the video, Diblo Kaberia is doing live commentary of the El Clásico match between Barcelona and Real Madrid on 10th May, just a few days, if not hours, before his death. You can clearly see him coughing constantly and struggling. He looks weak and unwell….

Why were they forcing someone who was that sick to do such a hard and demanding job?

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

Last time Arsenal played Champions League final was against Barcelona. This match was absolute chaos, full of drama and a game every football fan would love to watch and watch again.

Will Arsenal bottle another UCL final against PSG?

[Kibe Evanso C.E.O The Content Creator. @EvansoKibe]

@TeyaKevin He Started his own league played in it for over 20years and Won over 30 Times one player Diblo,Guatamala legend..RIP nobody will ever reach His contribution to Kenyan youth awareness on Football..those days if papa wa Taifa was on Radio no working that day.....Will mis you Sir.

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Because Matatu operators are the ones who have called off the strike, Kenyans MUST REFUSE to pay hiked fares. Since they are the ones in dialogue with the government, they should not pass on the cost of their dialogue to innocent, underpaid and overtaxed Kenyans!

[Alka KE @alkaque]

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[Philosway @philosway]

“People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" There is nobody manufacturing Vodka in Kenya, anything of that nature is a scam"- John Mututho Former Nacada chairman!