Allison cooper

honestly I'm just here to have a good time idec SDSU '20

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

What I would give to relive some of my favorite days

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

@abrianarowe Rowe Rowe Rowe your vote ;)

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

@skalskunk HAHAHA I KNOW

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

😂😂😂

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

Get you some best friends that play the song “no air” for you to help you when you’re drunk and hyperventilating

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

Anyone else have at least one album on Facebook with YOLO as part of the name

[Call Her Daddy @callherdaddy]

THE SMALLEST BABY CARROT ENERGY.

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

#milfhuntertoreplacesofia @alexandracooper

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

I wonder why I always have bruises but then I remember I run into different pieces of furniture 5x a day

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

@casscarf Ha

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

*doesn’t get a text for a week

Me: yeah honestly after thinking about it I see all the red flags and he’s probably a bad idea and I’m happy to be single

*gets a text from him

*resumes planning our future

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

Is nobody gonna talk about how in high school we all used to grind on each other at school dances?? Damn we were horny motherfuckers

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

Throwback to the time I didn’t know what a Corgi was and my bitchass friend convinced me it was a type of meal

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

@casscarf El prez on the rooftop with a fat frozé in my hand

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

I just got butterflies when I thought about the first time going back to the bars after quarantine. Am I an alcoholic ?

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

If I make banana bread one more time I’ve really lost it

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

Tonight me and my mom are going to have a virtual happy hour, but
~marijuana style~

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

2 trillion dollar relief bill.. 2 trillion... a TRILLION DOLLARS

Does that number even exist ??

[Allison cooper @all1s0n87]

What the hell am I supposed to do with all my scantrons