MattHazelcroft

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

surely as shoot made a yolo wrong turn somewhere in this life #trappedLikeTheBoss1985

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

don’t got time to receive “lol” as a single word text message #jokesOnMe2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

“I suppose your mind is in a muddle, thinking of all you shall do.”
-Lydia Haase, 1940
#grandmaQuotes1940 #inAMuddle2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

#yoloSupper2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

wonders if close friendships even exist past one’s mid thirties #bornInTheUSA #theBoss1984

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

will maybe never understand why a well abled body would park their car next to a handicapped stall or near the store door #getDecent2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

made the choice to give up my home to the Bank Machine 10 years ago today, I then lived in a minivan and became 100% reliant on public restrooms for 5 years, before finally constructing a 4 seasons camper to live in for another 5 years #blessed2022

[Angela Davis @AngelaDavisMPR]

How much do you know about the birds in your yard or neighborhood? Are you a bird watcher? Thursday at 9 @MPRnews Sharon Stiteler @birdchick talks about what's happening in nests & in the sky in MN this summer. Questions? Call 651-227-6000 or 800-242-2828. https://t.co/vqOFbpBG1V

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

@Nutz427 #brasso2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

@AngelaDavisMPR @MPRnews @MayoClinic @umnmedschool @UMNCancer @UMNews great conversation. I learned a lot about skin care and protection #beatTheHeat2022

[Angela Davis @AngelaDavisMPR]

Are you taking care of your skin? Wednesday at 9 @MPRnews I'll talk with dermatologists from
@MayoClinic @umnmedschool @UMNCancer @UMNews about skin cancer & treatments for other skin conditions. Call 651-227-6000 or 800-242-2828 with your questions.
https://t.co/LJs4SJ8MVW

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

listening to an MPR segment on skin cancer #imDoomed2022 #MPRnews

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

just told Instagram that I was born in 1904 #idiots

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

just saw my first firefly of the season #itsHappening #summerOfMatt2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

came across some eggs while yanking out vineyard weeds #groundNest #sparedWeeds #letItBe #birdEggs2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

has been threatened with 1% battery life for the last 10 hours #callingTheiPhoneBluff2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

after pondering the Summer of George for 25 years, I have decided that my time has come #summerOfGeorge1997 #summerOfMatt2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

amazed at how much this candle is heating up my 130 square foot home #idioticLifeChoice #powerOutage2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

“Today may be the most glorious day we’ve ever had here on Earth” -@batt_allen

#birdingWithBatt
#kmsu #getOutside2022

[MattHazelcroft @allAmericanYolo]

took an unseasonable April hygienic shower w/no flowers in sight #aprilShowers #noPowers2022