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Save me from isolation!
She/her

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@PackedLunchC4 My Mum told me we had "Iffits" (if its there you can have it) or "Whennits" (when its done youll find out) for dinner..
One day I asked if what we were eating was Iffits or Whennits and she was mortified her lazy lies had come to this 🤣

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If @ITV are tracking who I'm voting for in the #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere challenges they'll truly understand how much I can't stand Chris Moyles.

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@nbcbrooklyn99 That's theee "Oh damn"s

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Purposely listening to certain songs as we approach the @Spotify end of year judgement day.

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She tells us to be mad at the government, and henny we are, but you're disrupting the normal citizens and not the government. Alienating the people that you want to buy into your cause.

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

⛓ BREAKING: Louise Harris has been imprisoned until her trial after disrupting M25 motorway along with 10 others at Westminster Magistrates’ Court today

Support Civil Resistance at https://t.co/HBHsudWj6v

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Totally using ITVs #QueenForTheNight for tips for Burlesque show on Saturday 👀

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The level of fear my dog has of fireworks is next level.
She hid under a car on our evening walk and got stuck.. she got into a gap too small for her so she could take cover.
My poor baby 😭

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If my wedding isn't officiated by someone dressed like Moira Rose then I don't want it.

[Jon Hutchinson @jon_hutchinson_]

Can everyone *please* check the duty rota to see if you are the Prime Minister this afternoon and make sure that you are there if you are.

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@hublander @JustStop_Oil Mate I've been indoors with only scraps of food for 2 days bc I can't get my car out and there's no shops local to walk to

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Closing major roads, stopping normal people going to vital appointments is no way to get people to buy into your cause @JustStop_Oil 🙃

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@JustStop_Oil Finally.

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@JustStop_Oil OH NO IM SO SORRY YOU DIDNT SLEEP MUCH IVE NOT EATEN MUCH BECAUSE I CANR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE TO THE SHOPS BECAUSE OF YOUR STUNT THE GOV DONT CARE BUT YOURE AFFECTING OUR LIVES LOCALLY

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

To Whom It May Concern:
I respectfully decline your invitation to attend a meeting as I have been told there will be no snacks

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@SouthendTheatre Hi what time does your Lost in Music show finish tonight please? X

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

This is nonsense. To make that stamp duty saving you'd need to be buying a £500,000+ property.

With 10% deposit, cheapest fix mortgage would cost £2,400/mth (£28,000/yr). How can someone on £30k afford that

I am asking treasury to remove.

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Having a Disney day because I'm really ill.
Crying to Cinderella because I want her dress. Not sure if this is ill Abbie or just emotional Abbie.

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@Plusnet hey! Been a customer for 1 month and every day this week between 230 and 3 the Internet goes down. Today its not come back, used your text service and apparently no issue with the line and I've done all the advice it's told me to. I need my connection to work as I WFH

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Itch Pet sending emails titled "RIP Fleas" after the Queen died 💀