Itsjustmetwatwaffle

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#MakeABookTasty bring the saracha

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf look the stalker chick creeps me out we need a restraining order what do you mean you at doing her later

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf why can't we call the cops on the chick in the stalker tree

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf no you can't let him take the devil's place he's not going to be able to let go of the power

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf no I refuse to believe your the good one you put rasins on a cookie and told me they were chocolate chip

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf help he tied me up and has that look in his eye

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf what the hell are you doing that not good that's dispicablely evil wait I thought you were the good one?

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#WhatEvilSelfTellsGoodSelf look if your going to bang everything in sight we are never going to get thru to him

[BASEBALL SEASON YET? @luvu82brewcrew]

You can just tie your elderly relatives to the roof rack if they cause trouble. #FakeRoadTripsFacts

[lisa a @triqu3tra]

#FakeRoadTripsFacts
Remember to take as many selfies as possible while driving ...
You'll need it to remember where u were once you're lost

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

I lost count of how many beers I've had.

I'm gonna have to start over.

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

Imagine women get mad for having to put it down once men have to do it twice an are considered the asshole for not putting back down piss https://t.co/jTrLWwnmlc

[Movie Blogger Vaxxed @MovieBlogger61]

#My8thDeadlySinIs not putting the toilet seat back down.

[Sabrina Ingram @ShesWritingMore]

#My8thDeadlySinIs the fact that I'm alive at all.

[Itsjustmetwatwaffle @Alladnnn]

#My8thDeadlySinIs masterbation because if it were having sex I would would have thousands of kids

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

Every day is no panties day if you don't do your laundry.

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

#My8thDeadlySinIs not something I'm comfortable talking about before the third date.