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[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

@timvicious @TezangiVictoria @elvisknievil @missdiss_lexia @bmeads17 @SomeKimberly @QRCodeiD1 @SameKimberly @TheGnurb @The_Dad_Show1 @IamDannySunday @GentlemanJervis Thank you Tim. Have a fantastic weekend

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

@realbadger @IHaveWebFeet @JaneidyEve @HorrorMovFreaks @Kent_Harper @baron_craze @FancyCelery @patdissent @viewfrommyoffic @1AshleyLaurence @ItsDougBradley @RealCliveBarker @MoviesSilently @joe_dante @GeorgeARomeros @THETomSavini @TheHorrorMaster @esfand @icequeen057 Thank you as always Geoffrey. Have an awesome weekend

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

@trickstergod Thank you very much. Have a great New Year's!

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@realbadger @IHaveWebFeet @JaneidyEve @HorrorMovFreaks @Kent_Harper @baron_craze @FancyCelery @patdissent @viewfrommyoffic @1AshleyLaurence @ItsDougBradley @RealCliveBarker @MoviesSilently @joe_dante @GeorgeARomeros @THETomSavini @TheHorrorMaster @esfand @icequeen057 Thank you Geoffrey. Happy New Year!

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

@timvicious @TezangiVictoria @elvisknievil @missdiss_lexia @bmeads17 @SomeKimberly @QRCodeiD1 @SameKimberly @TheGnurb @The_Dad_Show1 @IamDannySunday @GentlemanJervis Thank you Tim. Have a wonderful weekend and a Happy New Year

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

The purpose of memory is not just to remember your past but to protect your future.

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

[Thanksgiving at the In-laws]

Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now”

Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...”

Me: “That’s right. She’s got a tapeworm”

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@JunkyWithAMonkE @AAskelson @Moon_River05 @Preciosa_Liz @SheaBrowning @BoobPunchTina @BrianHays73 @googlygirl98 @katzz77 @keriqbaum @DebIsGone @DianaFL2NC @renee_engle @EQuinnland @KattFunny @cutupx2 @47young1 Thank you for the very kind words Ben. Hope all is well this holiday season.

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Merry Christmas Twitter, you guys mean more to me than you should.

[JR Smith @TheRealJRSmith]

That’s a damn shame. Keaton if your around when we play in Memphis i would love to invite you to one of our games. Head up Champ! https://t.co/Moh9ObdgX8

[Taco Eater @tacoeater]

#ToyAMovie Slinky Boots

[Kevin @kevinwxgg]

Trump impeached, becomes Walmart greeter
#2018PredictionsIn5Words

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

Sorry for the late reply. Thank you to everyone who gave me a shout out Friday. Hope all is well with everyone. Have a great weekend. ✌

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@KayEmily2 @LiveDerekChu @viewfrommyoffic @freedom2offend @VinceTaylor51 @GoodTimeRusty @woodywood1999 @math_tagger @Mc_Derpin Thank you Kay. Follow this awesome lady. Have a great day.

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@timvicious @TezangiVictoria @elvisknievil @missdiss_lexia @bmeads17 @SomeKimberly @QRCodeiD1 @SameKimberly @batshake1 Thank you Tim. Have a fantastic weekend

[Wake 'N' Bacon @Daleyinsanity]

@realbadger @IHaveWebFeet @JaneidyEve @HorrorMovFreaks @Kent_Harper @baron_craze @FancyCelery @patdissent @viewfrommyoffic @1AshleyLaurence @ItsDougBradley @RealCliveBarker @MoviesSilently @joe_dante @GeorgeARomeros @THETomSavini @TheHorrorMaster @esfand Thank you. Have a great weekend Geoffrey

[SheepWreck @NrouteHQ]

I’m always flattered when a hooker asks me if I’m a cop.

[MrsJenzyJenJenzinita AARP NERD @47young1]

#RoastTrumpIn4Words
Tou-pee or Not Tou-pee

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

[dinner table]
SHARK: i got the promotion
SHARK WIFE: are you lead sharkitect now?
SHARK: *pushes plate away* my career isn't a joke, Sharon