Allan Crain

Sometimes I'm not taking pictures. Sometimes I'm playing the ukulele instead. He/him pronouns.

[Allan Crain @allanc]

@JennyENicholson Hell yeah, 3 hour Jenny Nicholson video. Stick it straight in my veins.

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@WaldmanAliya That impress me much

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@kefletcher27 Well did he shoot his eye out?

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@WaldmanAliya The unspeakable things that girl did to get her hands on a lasagna.

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@MarvWasHere Sounds good.

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@WorldOfWard Actually it turns out that Allan is the best thing about Barbie.

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@exaltiora Basically the plot of Misery by Stephen King. Maybe not in that order.

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@exaltiora Spend 16 minutes debating on your head whether or not to say the thing you were considering saying; eventually realize the moment has passed and stay quiet.

[Allan Crain @allanc]

@hankgreen I wonder why it is we mostly remember the sphinx for “asks riddles” and not “clenches your neck like a butthole until you die”

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@JennyENicholson I would watch a 12 hour Jenny Nicholson Evermore Video directors cut.

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@straczynski Wow, that is breathtaking attention to detail. Or attention to detail that keeps your breath from being taken, I suppose.

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@skatie420 Just make sure the trap is thematically related to how the person was mean to you.

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@straczynski And you still managed to have a much better show than any Star Trek (and I say this as a huge trek fan)

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@hankgreen Read this while having lunch on my way back from voting early.

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@kefletcher27 Well hiring managers kept telling me not to mention that I’m into cuckolding under “special skills”, so where else am I supposed to put it?

[Amber Dawn @contemplatonist]

cackling at someone going into a cafe trying to order a soy latte:
'avez vouz je suis du lait'?
Barista: ???
'je suis du lait! Je suis du lait?'

[Allan Crain @allanc]

@decompwlj @timchartier @MoMath1 Ohhh, I was reading it as “Math Scool” and thinking, well, at least it’s not English school.

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@MarvWasHere @beardedstoner Good kitten, thanks!

[Allan Crain @allanc]

@beardedstoner @MarvWasHere Just a bad headline. In the article, it’s clear the division is “was it more because they didn’t vaccinate or was it because they didn’t mask/social distance?” There’s not a mystery about why in general, just the specifics.

[Allan Crain @allanc]

@MelissaOng69420 I got accused of stealing a photo I posted on Reddit once. It was on some other site that scraped Reddit and stole my photo. Still had my copyright watermark in the corner that matched my Reddit username.