Eng. Kahuro 👷🏾‍♂️📡 🇰🇪

Telecommunications Engineer 🎓| Techy🤓 | A Polymath | Explorer | Friendly Introvert
#GGMU
IG: @allancamry

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Bro said... hold my glasses 👓

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Goal : Sesko
Assist : Bruno Fernandes

Scoreline Brighton 5 Man Utd 1

Manchester United fans :

[Raphouse TV (RHTV) @raphousetv7]

Authorities have Released Footage Showing A Wisconsin Suspect’s Car Flying Over Traffic During A Police Chase.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Hello @grok , this match will be played a few hours from now. Please give me an accurate prediction of the final score.

[GISTE @ggiste]

Yesterday I had an interesting experience

I was trying to file returns for a certain individual

He was confident that he will file nill returns

We logged in on his itax account

Mimi huyo mpaka pale kwa NIL returns

Buana unaclick Iyo kitu ya NIL

KRA wanakwambia you have expenses you need to declare😂😂

Nauliza jamaa yangu. Rada…. Kwani kuna biashara ulifanya juu KRA inasema uko na expenses za Kshs. 185,000

Jamaaa tried thinking…. Aaaaaai anasema hapana. Yeye hana official business na zile yeye hufanya ni Biashara mwecheche hustling hapa na pale😂

Iyo kitu ikanishinda.

I called a contact kwa hapo watu wa Haille Sellasie. Nikamuuliza Kwani hii kitu yenyu haikubali NIL returns juu jomba hapa hana Biashara na Hii kitu inasema ako na Kshs. 185,000 as expenses😂

Jamaa ikaniammbia nimpee few minutes.

After few minutes. Akanicall. Akaniambia niulize jomba kama analipanga school fees xx school😂😂

Jamaaa akaniambia…. eeeeh watoto wanasoma huko. At first he thought he was telling me something interesting 🤨

Then my guy told me…

“Hakuna mtu analipa school fees ya Kshs. 185,000 per year na hana kazi ama biashara. Sasa KRA inataka atueleze mahali Iyo pesa ilitoka”

Wueeeeh sini mbaya..

This is what happened

When Jomba paid school fees. The school recorded it as an income and issued an eTIMS receipt. This automatically updated in KRA backend system that the school has received an income and that’s an expense to whoever who paid it.

So KRA wants to understand huyu mtu hana kazi, hana biashara is surviving how in Nairobi. Kama ni savings as you all would claim.. hii savings unatoa wapi kila mwaka😂

Buana KRA wametunasa.

Alafu they are not doing this to everyone. First they are using Ai to monitor transactions you do everyday using mobile or banking platforms.

So in this case they notice you have payments you are making. They then deploy Ai to analyze your mobile and banking expenses. Jomba Wangu runs a hardware and workshop. Mpesa transactions zake unaona zinagonga upto 500k per month.. Lakini walimshikia pale kwa school fees.

Wale wako na corporate pins ndio wana feel the heat…

Sahii kufanya biashara bila eTIMS ni blunder🥹

[Hum Babah @IamHumbaba]

Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani.
kufika kwao akasema "This is me."
Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality.
Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.

[monka @MsMacharia]

Hakuna kizungu hupiga watu chenga kuliko "you can't eat your cake and have it" 😂😂

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

You could be going somewhere with your entire family for a rare day out and an absolute baboon like this would wipe you all for content. Fucking idiot.

[Ale⚔️ O_O @alowin254]

Wolves to Liverpool

[Marren Miral🌸 @marrenmiral]

@lianatarshy avoid Luo Men like plague,You will cry!!!

I Always say this,Wacha hata mkisii anivunje roho lakini sio mjaluo 😂😂😂

[Dbcooper™ @KaleNeyole]

Munapeleka syllabus mbio sana,Avery nice invention this one

[Dr. Dash @dr_dash250]

Burundi special commandos.

Over 25 "commandos" and only one landed in the stadium. The rest landed in forests, on top of houses and electric polls! Thanks to the power shortage in the country, no one was electrocuted.

[×͜× @toye_szn]

Pretty privilege is crazy because no one would give a fuck if they were chickens

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

At no point in this sentence did I know what was going to happen next.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Hell yeah

[Bro Cooked @bro_cooked]

Bro cooked 😂☠️

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

Parents often ask when to begin teaching children about money.

The answer is: immediately, but in simple ways. Allowances, savings jars, and small conversations about choices build a foundation. By the time they encounter real money decisions as adults, financial literacy will already be second nature.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.

The mechanical engineer says: “It’s a broken starter”

The electrical engineer says: “Dead battery”

The chemical engineer says: “Impurities in the gasoline”

The IT engineer says: “Hey guys, I have an idea, how about we all get out of the car and get back in”

[Eng. Kahuro 👷🏾‍♂️📡 🇰🇪 @allancamry]

@Kevoh_254 I endorse