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I seek distortions in markets.

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@MetodoMoreira Eu digo sempre: o órgão público que faz o maior desserviço ao Brasil e ao povo brasileiro chama-se Receita Federal. Se essa merda se extinguisse, mesmo descontando apreensões de drogas que eles fazem, o país estaria no lucro.

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@antoniotabet Bom é a malandragem do RJ 👏👏👏

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@drewcrawford_ Completely flawed methodology … ambiguous to say the least. For example: Santiago is not cheap. Las Vegas is not expensive. Ask people who live in those places or spend some time there.

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@Miltonneves 👏👏👏👏😅

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@mspbra Inseticida!

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@PatoNPago @JoaquinTeixeira @liberta___depre

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@nonoinvestidor @Absolutebrazil Eu hater, ou o nobre admin dessa conta de paródia caiu na real?

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@nonoinvestidor @Absolutebrazil Mas pelo que me lembro, nas últimas eleições, o senhor era um que flertou bastante com a esquerda…. Mudou de ideia?

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@JoaquinTeixeira 👏👏👏👏 pior que era isso mesmo

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@ografista Esse bosta aí contribuiu para o Lula chegar ao poder, assim como boa parte da Faria Lima. Agora fica pagando de sabichão. É um tchôla de merda!

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@rj022crf @Luciano40316504 @misteriouspavao Balela…. O dia que vc dirigir um tesla, vc vai entender que já não está mais no nível de carro mais. Vc compra um robô. É surreal.

[A. @allanq_84]

@elonmusk 😂😂😂😆

[Rishi Vohra @rishivohra]

🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast.

I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with my wife on the phone.

Thank God my Tesla had Full Self-Driving engaged. It detected I lost consciousness (thanks to the driver monitoring system), immediately slowed, activated hazards, and safely pulled over to the shoulder. No crash. No danger to anyone else on the road.

My wife heard me go silent and knew something was wrong. She used @Life360 to alert emergency services—they located me within 5 minutes.

They attended to me enough for me to tell them, 'I don't want to abandon my truck here on the freeway.' So the Tesla autonomously drove me the rest of the way to the ER. I walked in, got admitted, and they stabilized me overnight.

I'm being discharged today—levels back to normal, feeling grateful and alive.

Huge thanks to my incredible wife for staying calm and acting fast, and to @elonmusk @Tesla @tesla for engineering cars that literally protect lives when the driver can't. This isn't just convenience—it's life-saving tech. 🙏⚡❤️

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@FIGHTZINCLUB Entra MT, sai RJ. Agora vai dar certo.

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@PedroCerize Toma vergonha na cara, @PedroCerize. A galera que te acompanha há um tempo sabe que vc fez o L embaixo da mesa. Agora vem com essa!? Vai dormir, meu! Vai pra tua fazenda lá no Hawaii e deixa a brasileirada que vc ajudou a fuder tomar no cú sem ter que aguentar seu fingimento.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I get the same royalties whether you read them or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows! 😘

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

@stoolpresidente @WNBA All of these players are jealous that she’s white, plays better, makes more money, and is loved by the people. That’s why they’re trying to destroy Caitlin any chance they can. She’s the Eminem of basketball.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Post of the year 😂

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

🤨