Allison/Max

Skater with Bay State Brawlers - she/her

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

if you’re in lion, STAY IN LION

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If you’re in line to see Barbie STAY IN LINE!!!

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

TBH putting a chandelier over a toilet should count as a whole additional crime

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Yeah I intermittent fast. I put food inter my mittens fast and eat it

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

So tired of hypocrisy in Hollywood

[Allison/Max @allbalik]

@bstaffin @AnomalousMuffin I regret using Twitter again

[Allison/Max @allbalik]

Has anyone ever said “no, I don’t like this” after a waiter opens a bottle of wine and pours some for them to sample? What happened next?!

[Mervin @holeliker]

wow, another wooden ball. would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there.

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

Not a lot of people know this, but if you press down on all 3 pedals when playing the piano, it takes a screenshot.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Look its 8 dollar im gonna give to u Mr. Spaceships just kidding it is my BUTT

[Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @NataliaAntonova]

Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

I had the incredible privilege of being invited to talk on @youaregoodpod with @alexsteed and 'You're Wrong About's' @Remember_Sarah about Ever After, and it just so happens to be the 25th anniversary of that movie too! Here is a drawing of Danielle I did over the weekend

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?

[cats that are up to no good @catsuptonogood]

listen, id never hurt my cat. but sometimes, i wish i could turn into a cat so we could square up

[Allison/Max @allbalik]

@greasefire_ Wow what a nice chair, I feel influenced to buy one now