eva

she/her

[eva @allblueeva]

and that's what a solar eclipse looks like

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

@SamiScheetz "Too much government is bad!" --people who want to limit bean choices

[eva @allblueeva]

why does that pink gas station soap smell so good

[eva @allblueeva]

it’s always another week

[eva @allblueeva]

@KingPrincess69 and this is why we don’t concert in ohio

[eva @allblueeva]

the way that microsoft teams doesn't have an emphasis reaction like imessage does. how am I supposed to hype up my corporate girlies??? smh

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

Sandy Hook parent Scarlett Lewis tells Alex Jones that she knows he didn't believe she is actually a deep-state actor.

"I know you know that. That's the problem, I know you know that. But you keep saying it. Why? Why? For money?"

Lewis asks Jones: "Do you have empathy?"

[eva @allblueeva]

running up that hill is about kate bush’s experience with exercise induced asthma

[Meghan Waters @MeghanJMJW]

Som abortion thoughts: I teach sex ed and when I explain the menstrual cycle, I emphasize that if you are expecting your period, it’s one day late, and you take a pregnancy test, if it comes back positive, you are considered 4 weeks + 1 day into your pregnancy.

[eva @allblueeva]

if you live in a state where abortion is now illegal or has the possibility of becoming illegal and you miss a period/had unsafe sex/think you may be pregnant—DO NOT PUT THAT SHIT IN WRITING. no Snapchat, no text—nothing. talk about it in person, on the phone or not at all.

[Kirsty @DoodlebopsH8Acc]

Kim Kardashian saying she had to lose 16 lbs in 3 weeks to fit in that Met Gala dress and stating it like its some great accomplishment and not just insane is... a problem

[eva @allblueeva]

holding your smile at the end of a zoom call as you try to leave <

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Poland's PM has confirmed that "the Polish border is open for all Ukrainians, even those without a valid ID document."

He has even said that they are 'welcome to bring their pets with them'.

https://t.co/X3flQUBL0r

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[eva @allblueeva]

is there a fighter jet flying over my house or is someone rolling the trash cans to the curb?

[eva @allblueeva]

you give your dogs dairy and then they punish you for it like DAMN

[eva @allblueeva]

the way natural deodorants advertise that they don’t clog your armpits, like DUDE, I WANT YOU TO CLOG MY ARMPITS, YOU HAVE ONE JOB AND THAT’S TO CLOG MY ARMPITS, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOG MY ARMPITS

[eva @allblueeva]

the feminine urge to buy stickers (but then not put them on anything bc that’s too much commitment)

[eva @allblueeva]

@BrainRockets @Agentmg17 @redditships I’m graduating in 4 months—is it too late to switch thesis topics? 👀