📷 T-NA 📷

I seriously need a speed bump between my brain & my mouth

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

I’m not a woman because I wear makeup, curl my hair, and put on a dress.

I’m a woman because I was born with XX chromosomes.

Gender is not a costume.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Whether you agreed with him or not, Charlie Kirk is dead purely because some people didn't like what he had to say. That should outrage every single one of us.

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

It’s not silence if your brain’s still screaming.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Why would I go get food myself for $20 when I can have someone deliver it to me cold for $80?

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I saved time by throwing my bean burrito from Taco Bell directly into the toilet.

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

It's such a shame that some kids will grow up just as ignorant as their parents.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Hello Twitter my old friend. I’m here to waste my time, again.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Some of you came from the "If you stop crying, I'll buy you something" generation..

We came from the "If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about" generation...

WE ARE NOT THE SAME...

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Stop, drop and rolllllll 🧯

[OleSaintPat @OleSaintPat]

sometimes I’ll be like “wow I’m handling this so well” and then realize I just dissociated for 4 days straight

[George @BehizyTweets]

The way Candace Owens used this guy's own logic against him is just gold.

[📷 T-NA 📷 @allboyz71]

@PaceHSfootball
Class of 2023 Senior Football

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

My neighbors with the fireworks want to wish everyone a happy 7:05 PM.

[HSIC @JustMrsScorpio]

Don’t worry when I’m mad. Worry when I’m indifferent.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Happy Birthing Persons' Day to all the egg-producing homo sapiens of unspecified gender who made the decision to bring to term a meaningless cluster of cells!

[📷 T-NA 📷 @allboyz71]

2020 Pace High SENIOR Football
@PaceHSfootball

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

I literally have no idea who won this debate. I just know we all lost.