Allena McCain

Wife • Dog Mom • Attorney • LSU Law Alumna • ULM Alumna • Homebody • Child of God

[Nick Manes @nickrmanes]

CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I kind of enjoy having a President I can forget about for a few days at a time.

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

This man is a national treasure. We must protect him at all costs.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Yesterday’s Wordle in 2.

That’s gotta be a sign, people.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republican: Mexicans are killers and thieves!

Republican: Haitians are eating cats!

Republican: Kids don't deserve free school lunch!

Republican: Democrats eat babies!

Republican: Puerto Rico is garbage!

Democrat: You're garbage.

Republican: Whoa...why are you so divisive?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Says it all

[London 2012 @justsomegymfan]

@AmyGrooters Okay this is accurate. KEEP SPORTS SIMPLE AND LET THE HIGHEST QUALIFYING TEAM GET OLYMPIC ORDER 🗣️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine having to work for an hour and all you receive is this

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@focusmate what is going on with the glitchy dashboard/video today??? Already had 2 sessions get derailed…

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@focusmate what is going on this morning? The video function is different and glitchyyyyy

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@LSUgym is DEEEEEEP on beam this year!!!! #climb #gym101

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

“Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” @boburnham

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

If your favorite cheese is anything but Gouda, let me know how it feels to be wrong.

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

Today is the first day in two months I’ve felt hopeful. Things are looking up for me, but just remember to check on your friends. #mentalhealthmatters

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@NatalieEnterkin @lululemon If my husband sees this, no you didn’t.

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@nytimes @openargs 👀👀👀

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

I’m happy and exhausted. It feels good to be right where you belong. Life is good.

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@all_hale_zach1 @krystaldecanter I always write “return to sender; addressee not at this address” and drop off at a letter box.

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

If you’re going to cold call me about marketing my services, you might at least want to Google me first and learn that I don’t practice immigration law and don’t need to be at the top of your searches for immigration attorneys.

[Allena McCain @allena_mccain]

@NatalieEnterkin @PopBase IF TAYLOR HAS TAUGHT US ANYTHING, ITS THAT WE NEED THE 15 MINUTE VERSION!!’