Allen Cypress

I’m a centrist fool. The answer is usually in the middle. But my dick leans to the right. #MAGA. No DM’s please!

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

I passed the Texas Citizenship Test: 13/20, Citizen. Could you? https://t.co/SuaSHNAomD

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

Awesome

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Ian Happ is an absolute legend….dude playing possibly his last game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@CFBONFOX The fact that Miss St is equal to Auburn is sad.

[Nick Plumb @PlumbNick]

In what world is this normal?

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

He ain’t lyin!

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

A&M, Texans, Astros. I’m at rock bottom with sports. 😔

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@HCP4__Briones Stop wasteful spending! Stop raising our taxes!

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@RodneyEllis What a crock Rodney! Cut wasteful spending and you won’t need to raise taxes! How about let the people vote!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government," per PublicNotice

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@ktrhnews Those Commissioners should be jailed!

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@Whataburger Bring back the A1 Thick and Hearty Burger!

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@YahooFantasy This guy fcking sucks

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@RichOToole I was there!

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@Oh__Cleveland lol the Browns with back to back championships!

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@HBCBURNER K,F,M

[Karnifex Maximus @KarnifexMaximus]

Rodney Ellis is the de facto Harris County Judge.

We must flip Briones and Garcia’s seats, and defeat Letitia Plummer, Rodney’s handpicked successor to Lina Hidalgo.

Vote @orlando_sanchez, @SteveRadack, and @RealRichardVega.

[🇺🇸 Marc F. Wilson 🇺🇸 @MFWil]

Today in Harris County, Rodney Ellis (Precinct 1), Adrian Garcia (Precinct 2), and Lesley Briones (Precinct 4) voted in favor (3-2) for the highest recorded property tax increase. Pure lazy, relying on property owners to bail them out from doing their jobs and balancing a budget

[Breaking Point USA @nixonist]

"According to one frustrated juror, quote, 'he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.'"

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@HoustonChron Wtf!

[Houstorian @Houstorian]

Today in 1988, the Astrodome's Home Run Spectacular lights up one last time, during a ninth inning home run by Glenn Davis, later removed for more seats.

[Allen Cypress @allencypress]

@jemelehill You are a moron.