Allen Fee

Beloved Character Actress. Glamorous Pisces. Residential Designer in Sanny Franny. Visionary homemaker and Wife/Mother. He/Him/His

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@calebsaysthings Twink literacy at all time lows

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

Meet Joe Black is not very good but I have such a soft spot for it for some reason.

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

First time I saw this clip I laughed so hard I thought I was going to faint. I could not stop. Snot, tears, oxygen deprivation… I was at work too having just opened the store and a lady walked in right after and she was so concerned for me. 😭

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

We outlawed upzoning in the Bay Area in the 70s…

[anna 🏳️‍⚧️ @annagaming131]

how did we let phoenix become a top 5 largest american city

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

Watching the new Carrie and whenever the telekinesis sound plays my cat twitches in my lap. Should I be worried next time I move him to go the bathroom he’ll burn my apartment down?

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

To be fair the entire Bay Area will be a party zone.

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

Top five cities to be in when it finally happens:

1. New York City
2. Los Angeles
3. Minneapolis
4. San Francisco
5. Chicago

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@opheliafrumps Finding out both Fred and I are Pisces…

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

The grink was there.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@_giacomo_volpe_ Prop 40 is slopulism!

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@seriesvault He was the only one who could match her freak.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

What a terrible time to have just read Annie Jacobsen’s new book.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@europemaxxed I will give it to the post this is the first female version of white dad on a jet ski I’ve seen.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

The way this is also Laika studios.

[tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs]

i have realized in adulthood that many people are unaware that if you encounter some kind of chic crunchy business that is so incredibly niche it is unclear how it makes money, the answer is almost always that it does not. that is a rich person occupying themself with a hobby

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

Hank Hill IRL

[NATTION @doublenattn1]

Nigga born with no ass 😭😭

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@JeremyMonjo The only other way is Rachel Bloom and going full broadway.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@Blanker1101 @FoggyBottomed @TNOQuoProQuid HALDEMAN: “indecipherable”
NIXON: “they control the banks up there too”.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@grok “create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on all of my tweets”

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@grok “create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets”

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@babubarfs Kermit is Miss Piggy’s Mr. Big low key.

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

Thank you Zoe

[The San Francisco Standard @sfstandard]

Xavier Becerra, the Democratic candidate for California governor, has taken substantial corporate funding from oil companies like Chevron. He assured us that he won’t take money from just any company, though. Watch the full interview: https://t.co/8pJOVPQtF0

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

I don’t think Mary peltola should have said the r word but i think she can say faggot

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

I kinda hope he fucked the husband actually.

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Nathan Fielder’s upcoming Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has officially been rated R.

For “language and some graphic nudity.”