Jeffrey Paul

Bio? Yes, I am a life-form.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

I find you people exhausting.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@KevinFroleiks The accuracy of it all.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@realDonaldTrump I guess you win because you’re a disgrace to yourself AND the entire Western world.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@hbeeinc @GovMikeHuckabee He’s a shit thinker and an even more shit Christian.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

The correct response to this orgy of impotence and self-loathing.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

But I thought every intelligence agency in the world was wrong and Russia didn’t help you. I must be confused. Silly me.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax...And now Russia has disappeared because I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected. It was a crime that didn’t exist. So now the Dems and their partner, the Fake News Media,.....

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@realDonaldTrump Don’t know but we’re about to find out, sport. 🍿

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

Correct.

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

Nicole Kidman in “To Die For”.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@USAmbJapan @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Wanna keep him?

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@SykesCharlie If we valued civics education in this country, this number would be above 90.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@marcmaron No way! Sweet!

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@KevinFroleiks Vampire Weekend is aptly named because they suck and every song feels like it lasts 48 hours.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@realDonaldTrump Are you so mean that you are stupid, or are you so stupid that you are mean? You are a serpent eating its own tail. Also the serpent is made of shit.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@DriveMe2AFrenzy Same

[Jared Rizzi @JaredRizzi]

"I never thought dragons would burn MY city," sobs woman who voted for the Dragons Burning Peoples' Cities Party.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

This is exactly why he’s a NOPE. What kind of 15-years-ago status quo dinosaur nonsense is this? If the fever hasn’t broken by now, it doesn’t anytime soon.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

In New Hampshire, Joe Biden predicts that once President Trump is out of office, Republicans will have “an epiphany” and work with Democrats toward consensus.

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

7 second mark you can see number 55 decide playing defense is less important than staying alive

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@hbeeinc Aw c’mon really? WTF. I love the cookies and they make it relatively painless to see my boyfriend.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@jbarro Nah. That’s just what we call Granite State arithmetic here in NH. We are a salty bunch.

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

Will or will it not be great again before 2020!? It’s a real nail biter. Dipshit.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Jeffrey Paul @allergic2jerks]

@realDonaldTrump Bringing the business acumen highlighted by yesterday’s @nytimes story to global economics one tweet at a time. 🙄