Lauren

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

Good to know @united treats first class passengers belongings like trash - broke our brand new stroller - aggressively enough the wheels are hanging by wires and the plastic shattered off into pieces while in its protective bag! Dont fly @united unless you want stuff broken!

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@united thanks for shattering the wheels off our brand new stroller!! So unbelievable to break our stroller like this when we are traveling and have no way to transport our daughter now. #UnitedAirlines @united

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@Postmates_Help You are absolutely a scam app. Can’t even make a complaint without getting an email warning me that I’ve made too many complaints. How about get the order right and there won’t be anything to complain about?? Thought about that?

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@Postmates_Help Absolutely unacceptable. I paid extra for priority delivery and the app says I’m first up, yet my driver said he was instructed to drive 30 minutes south of me for a delivery first. NOT OKAY. You are operating a scam @Postmates_Help

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

Our lives are about to change in the best way tomorrow and I can’t stop crying happy tears ♥️😭😭

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@z__cardona My beautiful princess!! I love you Averie girl

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

You know our country is fucked beyond belief when it’s easier to get a gun than it is baby formula. Let that sink in… #GunControlNow #GunSafetyNow #GunReformNow #America

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

Can we all stop with the thoughts and prayers? They do absolutely nothing to make America safer. You know what does? MEANINGFUL AND SENSIBLE REFORM ON OUR GUN LAWS. Gun violence is preventable. End of story.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Tuesday's shooting in Uvalde, Texas was the deadliest at a U.S. grade school since the attack at Sandy Hook Elementary nearly a decade ago.

Dozens of students have been killed in shootings since then, including today's which killed 14 children. https://t.co/mA33x1TbiA

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

Hey guys I have 3 motions to file today…how’s your Friday?

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

I really do not like Amber Heard and she is NOT a victim. I said what I said!

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@z__cardona SO rough. numbers everywhere. !!!

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

I laugh about once a day at the fact that I became a lawyer to have nothing to do with math and now I litigate wage and hour cases and it’s all MATH. Math this math that math over here math over there

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

This weekend was the best ever and now I’m having a depressive come down SOS

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@tiffanyplz Hi I’m here 😈

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

I just wanna point out everyone LOVING Rihanna’s pregnancy style and I admit - it’s iconic, but can we please also admit we were sooooo mean to Brit Brit #britneyspears when she wore a crop top, bare pregnant belly, and skirt??? I just need some justice thank u

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

Sometimes I absolutely burst into laughter that I voluntarily chose this profession. It’s like always hard lol

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@vanessaruss23 It’s virtual court!! So I get to do it from my house!!!

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

I’ve had a hearing every day for the last two weeks but todays is so odd. Fresno, why you gotta have CMCs at 3:28 pm PRECISELY??

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

@Fatseph I’m a Plainfiff’s attorney. I billed for one year and that was one year too long!!!

[Lauren @allfalkedup]

Why do we assert boilerplate objections in discovery responses when they aren’t truly valid???? I’m never gonna stop tho!