i can hear my brother trying to tell my dad that i hit the house when backing down the driveway. uhhh i’m sorry don’t you think there’d be a fucking MARK if i crashed the car into the house ??? yea okay none of us are dumb enough to believe that
I’ve seen so many posts from moms today like “my kids cleaned today! my husband cooked! I’m so thankful ❤️”
These are things you should be doing EVERYDAY.
If your mom is everything you praise her to be on Mother’s Day, then fucking treat her like a queen every single day.
do you realise that tony's 'you're not in a condition' had nothing to do with thor's physique right? tony recognizes depression and ptsd when he sees it. he knows they make you act recklessly and influence your decisions. he never thought thor wasn't strong enough to do it.
If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.
Nick Fury, a tired bitch, trying his Best™ to train spiderman: okay, let's try this one last time. Collapsing building, simultaneous villans attack, multiverse dangers. What do you do?
Peter:
Peter: call the aven-
Nick Fury: YOU ARE THE AVENGERS
Regarding the MCU
If you ever thought that the cast fits perfectly with the Marvel characters they are role playing with, thank this great woman.
Her name is SARAH HALLEY FINN, the Casting Director of Marvel Studios, credited for every movie except for the Incredible Hulk.