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[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Wing stop ranch $1.60 we gotta start killing people

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Randomly remembered this and started mourning this show like a dead soulmate

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@1800maneater And yet my car knows getting no sleep lyrics by memory …whose fault is that

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

PLEASE WE’RE SO CLOSE

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Ken Paxton is now losing in 17 of the last 18 Texas polls.

Experts believe Republicans could lose Texas for the first time in over 30 years.

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@retiredhom0 @kelelam Ruben ! Where the ☘️🍃 at ?

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Remembered i needed a few things from the store otw home and it was almost $100

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

We failed her <|3

[Mike @hammerito]

God this rules. Bully them, call them cowards, stop one inch shy of dropping a slur on their dome; when they go low we go lower and tabletop them.

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@waaarmm @melktwigs Go being her best …. Homewrecked is right there

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

When she randomly performs this and Manon pops out to do the choreo with her ouhhhhh lives will end

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Thinking about the spiritual weight off our shoulders we’ll feel when It happens

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@anakin813 Amora nibbled …

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Comment manon hate and you will awaken tomorrow with the legs of a goat and the beak of a seagull

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Got my tire pressure checked and the attendant didnt try to sell me anything

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@waaarmm The whole EP project of the decade idgaf

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

What are the ramifications of eating something after you’ve brushed your teeth cus sometimes i allow myself a nibble ngl

[will @will_nba_hater]

Ted Cruz goes on college gameday and ABC refuses to air democratic senate candidate interviews and the median voter in this country genuinely believes “the left” controls the media lol

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

Really need to study but really dont want to so im just scrolling and scrolling and ignoring the part of my brain telling me theres no avoidance that’ll spare me from consequence

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@1800maneater What the hell do yall have going on in austin …

[alfonseaux @allfnso]

@anakin813 Cant pronounce homo without home #heymama 😻