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alli b.
@allib
writer and city dweller who swears too much, sleeps too little, and often smells like dessert.
san francisco
Joined July 2007
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alli b.
@allib
over 10 years ago
@lawrenceswiader
every time I write about Greece, it's an homage to you and your fam. Ευτυχισμένο το νέο έτος!
alli b.
@allib
almost 12 years ago
@lrmann
Acupuncture. 2 wks out, it fixed a gnarly shoulder injury enough to get me through a half marathon. Good luck! Stay well. Run swift.
alli b.
@allib
almost 12 years ago
If I was a gambling woman, I'd wager that you did not have to use the words "uterus piñata" in a work document today. But I sure did.
alli b.
@allib
almost 12 years ago
I've arrived.
Who to follow
Dan Ancona
@DanAncona
Standing athwart history yelling wtf, can we please get moving again. Deep voter research for AWARD WINNING left and Dem ads.
Captain Ender
@Captain_Ender
Hey I'm Ender. I'm a film professional, a writer, I love to make movies, and a (terrible) gamer. Sit back, grab a drink and hang out.
alli b.
@allib
almost 12 years ago
@maggiemight
Wishing you good luck and much joy in the new endeavor
alli b.
@allib
about 12 years ago
@jhelmus
They're testing it over a few weekends: http://t.co/wyEEGXeXUs
alli b.
@allib
about 12 years ago
Lombard St closure brings eerie calm. No tourist fistfights or honking at nothing. No burnt clutch fumes. It’s not summer w/out burnt clutch
alli b.
@allib
about 12 years ago
@drakejenn
@lrmann
I'm late to the conversation, but if it involves you two and fish tacos, I'll wordsmith whatever you want.
alli b.
@allib
about 12 years ago
My mom, while trying to show off her tech prowess, keeps pronouncing URL = Eurail. I don't know whether to laugh or hop a train to Amsterdam
alli b.
@allib
about 12 years ago
Digressing and confessing.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
@lawrenceswiader
Re: StarTrek When I'm in DC I'll tell you about the time
@WilliamShatner
yelled at me when I was 12 on the set of TJ Hooker
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
An acupuncturist, a copywriter, and a high school admissions counselor walk into an Ikea. For real. It takes three to carry home a Fjell.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
Gave 5 yr old her 1st Where’s Waldo book & provoked the same intensity/stress I had taking the GRE. How many My Little Ponies will fix this?
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
@jhelmus
You post soccer stats and 2900 miles away I walk into my closet and put on this hoodie. Such influence.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
Can't sleep.Make tea.Open laptop. Brain shocked awake by pic of baby tortoise wearing a raspberry. Realize it's fallacious. Curse the night.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
@mkatrick Guess that's what it smells like when your neighbors are cooking sizzurp.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
@mkatrick writes about sharks and sounds erudite. I write a promo for a group dive and make fun of the reassuring “anti-shark cage”
#badchum
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
@maringuy
I can't take it any more. I'll pay to have that dog cloned if you're willing to part with a little DNA.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
Physical therapist wailed on my tibialis anterior until I cried, then told me Keanu Reeves is my spirit animal. Best. Day. Never.
alli b.
@allib
over 12 years ago
May it be the first of many,
@lawrenceswiader
! (Quoted in the
@nytimes
Using Humor to Talk About Birth Control http://t.co/R3rdtfp8xr)
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