Allison

hi I’m Allison and I like to party. RIP Harambe

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

oh for fuck’s sake, what now’ — me, when asked to do the literal job I was hired for 😭

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

One thing about humans is we are gonna put some shit inside some other shit and eat that and it will always be delicious.

[parks @parkersity_9]

Summoned her ass like Thor to his hammer. Iktr. 😭😭

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

I once got so mad at my mom I used a broomstick and a blanket to pack like this and I distinctly remember deciding one of the few belongings I had to take with me was the Shrek 2 DVD

[JC @water_allergy]

guys i just made the worlds biggest Onigiri

[Damian @DameDashJRJR]

They don’t make white boys like this anymore

[Allison @allibear87]

I just dipped bread in soup. There is so much pain in the world but not in this room

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

australians cooked when they said "are you fucked in the head cunt"

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

One of my favorite activities is dipping bread into soup

[Allison @allibear87]

I have a German lover and he really likes ketamine

[Allison @allibear87]

Can’t wait to get drunk by myself and think later

[⋆⋅☆ Ruby ☆⋅⋆ @RubyDotPng]

This has aura I'm afraid

[Allison @allibear87]

I graduated therapy and I defeated depression against all odds. Anything is possible

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

[logan @franyounot]

what do you know about going to the strip club with your bud tender???