Allie Ralph

UT ‘21 🚀 | Educator 🍎 | Master’s Student at Teachers College, Columbia University |

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

I’ve got diamonds in my eyes at the #TSTheErasTour Capital One Elevator! #Sweepstakes #TSxCapitalOne https://t.co/HHTCaatViv

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

@samwise_96 These are the same people who let 69 and 420 slip through as answers to math problems 🤦‍♀️

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

Imagine dying and someone turns your ashes into a resin pyramid

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

Today a student asked me “so back in the day, you know, when you were born, were computers even a real thing?” Nothing like being violently humbled by a third grader.

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

@haleystired Literally

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

The CDC now recommends that if you are secretly in love with me you have to tell me

[Brian Revels @brevelsmusic]

my bagel what’s wrong
🤝
everything

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

Me: trying really hard to work on my huge final paper that’s worth like 50% of my grade
My brain: beans, rice, Jesus Christ, and BYRON 🤪

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

“Remember that your life is the meal, and men are just dessert. Make your meal as good as possible and then you only have to have dessert when you want it.”

Ava’s grandma is really out here giving the best advice.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

happy Red (Taylor’s version) eve to all who celebrate

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

“The floor is marinara and my legs are spaghetti” - Drunk Allie

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

NYC Trader Joe’s is cut throat y’all

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

I was filling out some paperwork for school and moving today and had to use my NYC address for the first time so like holy shit this is real

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

43 days until my plot to domesticate a New York City rat begins

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

My sister got a new car and was talking about looking for a cute steering wheel cover. Her boyfriend said he wouldn’t drive her car if it had a “girly” steering wheel cover bc apparently that’s embarrassing. It’s the fragile masculinity for me 💅

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

I am all for celebrating the little things in life, I actually encourage it. But please, for the love of God, do not clap when the plane lands.

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

@samwise_96 Girl I feel you 😭😭

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

I am weirdly in love with public transportation so it makes sense that I’m moving to NYC. Can’t wait to never have to drive

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

@claire_en_lair EXACTLY

[Allie Ralph @allie___ralph]

Me after telling a funny joke: wow I really am a catch idk why I’m not married yet
My mom: when was the last time you went on a date??