sometimes I think that I’m dramatic but then I remember that Jenelle from Teen Mom literally missed her court date and went to jail because she refused to miss a Kesha concert since she already got the feathers in her hair
It’s 2009. You’re watching Jersey Shore or Parental Control on MTV because your parents aren’t home from work yet. You have the remote set up so when you hit the “last” button, it immediately goes to Suite Life on Disney Channel. Life is good.