Allie Parker

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

1/ A high-profile journalist writing a book about online radicalization told me recently that all his research kept pointing back to Gamergate, and he regretted not taking it more seriously.

I'd like you to imagine an alternate timeline where we took it seriously.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Endorse.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

God have mercy on your NRA-kept souls:

Richard Burr
$6,986,620

Roy Blunt
$4,551,146

Thom Tillis
$4,418,012

Cory Gardner
$3,879,064

Marco Rubio
$3,303,355

Joni Ernst
$3,124,273

Rob Portman
$3,061,941

Todd Young
$2,896,732

Bill Cassidy
$2,861,047
https://t.co/y9US2i6CPD

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I would like to open a bakery right next to the bigoted one and refuse to sell wedding cakes to any couple who seemed like they'd name their kid Braelynn, Caedyn, Brynlee, Bentlee, Ashlynn, Kinsley, Kaylee, Peyton, Ryleigh, Camdon, Brayden, or Paisley.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I've been thinking about it and you boys are right, Jews WILL NOT replace you at your jobs as we literally all went to Cornell at minimum.

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

My favorite thing about being Jewish is replacing people

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

If only Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Elena Kagan, and Janet Yellen had their own line of lavender sheath dresses https://t.co/A0i09GHGBo

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I don't remember this chapter from "Women Who Work" https://t.co/HsFCMyCphy

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

when u thought u were jaime lannister but u realize ur theon greyjoy

[Cristina Everett @cristinaeverett]

WHY COULDN’T THIS HAVE HAPPENED DURING THE ELECTION??? #Oscars

[Brian Chesky @bchesky]

Airbnb is providing free housing to refugees and anyone not allowed in the US. Stayed tuned for more, contact me if urgent need for housing

[Allie Parker @allieap]

You need this https://t.co/fhosoOA7KH

[Broad City @broadcity]

YIKES. grab your bestie, hold him or her tight, and think of Mariska.

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

My only 2017 resolution is to start posting pictures of myself next to wooden blocks of how many months old I am

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Grayson Allen is the result of countless years of work by maniacal scientists attempting to create the most Duke Basketball Human

[Allie Parker @allieap]

Obama loves Roy Williams and pisses off Duke fans #GoHeelsGoAmerica https://t.co/dobWaRCNJU

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Real question: does Trump believe in object permanence

[Allie Parker @allieap]

Seems like being able to tell fake news from real news should be a pre-qualifier for national security adviser https://t.co/3gPYFjOjIr

[Allie Parker @allieap]

@andreahong my brain can't seem to stop itself from having this argument each day as if it's new